Matt

Slang in parts of South Texas for a raging homosexual and or transvestite.

"How's that new kid?"
"He's a total Matt!"

by Tmcnasty1 December 04, 2013

matt

one who cannot pick up chicks or have a relationship with a good lookeing girl. also one who dates farm animals and goths.

dude that guy is such a matt.

by giuerimo February 17, 2008

Matt

An openly gay individual who still says he is interested in women even though he goes on vacation in Mexico and takes hot bubble baths with other "guy friends"

Wow, did you see those pictures of them from Spring Break? What a bunch of Matts.

by maladridina April 27, 2008

Matt

A person who has a nice dick and is good with his mouth

Oh Matt you make me cum with your dick and mouth

by Hoodlum12 July 08, 2018

MATT

Masturebating And Tickling Testicals

i had MATT over for the first time last night, i think i'll invite him back.

Ewwww! i just saw him MATTing!!!!!

by DazTheCowboy June 14, 2008

matt

The best dude ever, literally. Matts make amazing bum chums, and are usually complete sweethearts. They're perfect and adorable, good looking and kind, funny and caring..everything you could ever want, really.

Person 1;'That guys so amazing..'
Person 2;'Must be a Matt!'

by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy July 14, 2014

Matt

A great friend. Is always loyal to his friends and his girlfriend. He may come off different but he’s really like everyone else. He’s really funny and makes corny jokes. He’s usually tall and has blond or or light hair. He always makes sure your alright if your sad.

“Oh he’s so funny”
“Yah his girlfriend is lucky”
“Very I want a matt”

by Heyitsmeeeee August 09, 2018