Matt

A man who is sexy and charming, but a total dick behind closed doors. He will take you on emotional rollercoaster rides and spoil you with gifts and great sex while tearing away any self worth you have for yourself.
Girl 1.) MY boyfriend is such a dick, but he gets me cool stuff and he is so sweet so it's okay.
Girl 2.) You should look out though, because he's just like Matt
by Retarded Seal January 29, 2016
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Matt .... A great listener who is compassionate and sincere and a reliable friend who is great looking but acts humble about it
Girl: Matt you are so hot
Matt: Nahh
Girl: You make all the guys jealous!

Matt: Well, I know
by The Italian God January 18, 2016
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Matt

A guy who is obsesses about showing off when playing sports. Usually short and get mad when proven wrong or embaressed. Extremely stubborn and rude. Nervous and ok in the bed.

Will fall for - Jessica
Will be loved by- Victoria
Matt: Isn't Jessi beautiful?
Victoria- Ya...(I wish I were her)
by I Know You O_O March 26, 2009
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A homo that wears tight ass golden pants. hes a Faggot
Dude did you see that Matt in my class? O yeah man i mean look at his tight pants.
by ooooooggiiieeebooogieee January 25, 2008
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Slang in parts of South Texas for a raging homosexual and or transvestite.
"How's that new kid?"
"He's a total Matt!"
by Tmcnasty1 December 04, 2013
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one who cannot pick up chicks or have a relationship with a good lookeing girl. also one who dates farm animals and goths.
by giuerimo February 17, 2008
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An openly gay individual who still says he is interested in women even though he goes on vacation in Mexico and takes hot bubble baths with other "guy friends"
Wow, did you see those pictures of them from Spring Break? What a bunch of Matts.
by maladridina April 27, 2008
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