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stoughton, massachusetts

alright who ever wrote badly about stoughton is a hipercrit. you talk about the town like you know it but i bet you dont live there? where ever you go there is going to be as you so called it white trash. have you ever heard of ppl who do what they can for there fdamilys and work there asses off! oviousley not! grwo the fuck up and also where ever you go there is differnet nationalities welcome to fuckin america!!!! get use to it look back at your fuck ancestores moron! my family has lived here for many many years and sent me to the best schools and tought me right from wrong put me through college and i didnt turn out to be like the ppl you are stereotyping from stoughton! wherever you go you are going to find exactly what you found in every town!!!! so bite me btch
read the(BOSTON HERALD)ASSHOLE! watch the news!its everywhere!not just stoughton, massachusetts~SAMM~
by whynot May 27, 2006
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Newton Massachusetts

A rich snobby city located 15 minutes from boston. The majority of people are white and the ones that aren't should be considered white. An average day in the life of a "newtonite" is spent by using their daddy's credit cards and doing drugs. Everyone in newton owns more than one house and about 5 cars. The daily uniform is northface and uggs, no matter the weather for girls. The dress code for guys is a preppy polo (a known label, polo, lacoste) and khaki's. All the kids cosider themselves gods gift to the world which their mothers reinforce that idea. There's no such thing as a bad grade, because their mommy's and daddies get them out of it.
Girl: Can i have the history homework?

Guy: Ohh, no i didn't do it, there's no reason to. My mom's having an affair with the teacher so i get A's anyways.

Girl: Really? Because i thought my dad was!
by Cameron Jayne April 29, 2005
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Northbridge Massachusetts

Northbridge also known as "The Town of Lowlifes". With the highest rate of drop outs , drug addicts , whores and wanna be gangsters it is not a place one should be proud of living in. Girls activities consist of flirting screwing and attempting to steal other girls boyfriends as well as doing anything humanly possible for attention like posing with there shirts lifted high or pulled down too low. As for the guys, they tend to drift to the "village" a place where drug addicts freely distribute, buy and intake drugs of all kinds. Coke, perks and marijuanna tend to be the most common. Their also known for knocking up these sluts and leaving them for another, resulting in atleast 6 kids by the age of 20. Lets just say this is a town most tend to avoid at all cost ! The only ones worth respecting are the old people in nursing homes and ones that avoid the slum of the town as much as they can. And the occasional good self respecting human beings.
Residents of Northbridge Massachusetts daily routine -sniff perks , get tatted up with aid infested needles and attempt to be as hardcore as possible.
by 0nly$p3@kth@truth November 5, 2011
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Springfield Massachusetts

Springfield Massachusetts is a well known city located in Western Massachusetts commonly brought up as the home of Drugs, Violence, and the Negro community. Despite being the defining factor of practically all of Western Massachusetts it is surely the shitiest place to live, it is a struggle to find housing even the size of a elementary school restroom. but before you even manage to find a place to live you will be (as we call here) “triple R’ed”, robbed, raped, and relentlessly hate crimed by blue haired liberals.
P1: I have to pass through Springfield Massachusetts to reach my destination

P2: Rest In Peace my friend.
by PissCumShit April 26, 2021
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Grafton, Massachusetts

Grafton Massachusetts was founded by Elias Coopersmith, Earl of Lockenshire, a wealthy land baron of the early colonial era. Coopersmith was born in England, however, migrated to the America's after receiving a large land grant from King James I. He brought his wife, Rachel Coopersmith, formerly Rachel Sutherland duchess of Clackmannanshire, Scotland. The duchess was a notoriously stubborn woman and was said to have caused the Earl a great deal of distress in his early years. Even friends of Lord Coopersmith, such as the pious Cotton Mather, were quite distrustful of the young bride. Mather described her as "slack jawed Irish teague." Mrs. Coopersmith was often confused for a crass irish peasant as she did not delight in the common pleasantries of a gentile existence.
Grafton was eventually named after Lord Coopersmith's mistress, Margot Hery Grafton III. Margot was the daughter of a local cooper who shared a bed with the Earl during his travels to Boston and Salem. Rachel Sutherland was said to have moved to Virginia to live with her brother Christopher James McHale IV, a wealthy plantation owner who had made an early fortune on his export of indigo and tobacco.
This history although long and often confusing tells very interesting tale of the foundation of Grafton Massachusetts. Walking through the streets of this small country town you would never know its name was founded by the efforts of a lonely coopers daughter in the bedroom of a small Inn in East Boston
The phrase "as backwards as Grafton, Massachusetts" came from this tale
by Christopher Whalen January 5, 2009
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Woburn, Massachusetts

City just North of Boston where 93 and 95 intersect. Referred to the people who live there as the "wu". Has town pride out the ass GO TANNERS. People tend to generally be gangsta, but you can't include everyone in that statement. It's a place where a lot of tragedy happens to young adults..too many deaths at too young an age.

Also a place where the girls can drink just as much as the guys can. Overall, its not a bad place, but you don't want to be stuck living there your whole life.
john: hey let's go to woburn, Massachusetts for that party we heard about
tim: you sure kid, I hear woburn's kinda ghetto
john: nah, it'll be a good time
by nonjudgemental8 March 1, 2010
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Shrewsbury, Massachusetts

The most amazing AWWWWW inspiring place in the world Shrewsbury is amazing and whoooo I love ya shrewsbury
by shshshshshshshhaljfhjdsndjkbvd December 6, 2011
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