Masturbate (male)

First you have to move your penis up and down. And then pull it a little.

I like to masturbate (male) while watching football

by Nutella is the bomest June 24, 2016

Masterbaiting

Not to be confused with masturbating.
Masterbaiting is just being really good at fishing.

“I masterbaited yesterday.”
“Ew, you don’t need to tell me that!”
“What? I caught lots of fish! That’s Masterbaiting!”

by Have You Seen My Ging’ December 17, 2020

Masturbathe

The act of masturbating in the shower.

Tina : Guess what I'm gonna do when I get home.
Lisa : What?
Tina : Listen to indie and totally masturbathe!

by SKYLINE88 May 10, 2020

Masturbate more May

"Masturbate more May" is the opposite of "No nut November" except it is happening in May. The challenge is that you Jerk off or masturbate every day.

Masturbate more May is feels sooo good

by FeetusYeetusDeletus69420 November 7, 2020

Maskturbator

Someone who is driven to enforce masks and mask politics.

She was maskturbating all over the place again.

I saw her on Facebook again complaining about masks. What a maskturbator.

by kariusvega December 14, 2020

Masturbate

A fancy way to say fap.
Meaning:

Get off by touching; mostly rubbing your crotch, groin, dick or pussy vigorously

The chickenhead masturbated as she watched her master fuck a bimbo

by Alvina'ssourpussy March 19, 2021

Masturbate

What to do when you have nothing to do during quarantine
Something to do with your friends

Mom, I'm cumming! I am the <ah> masturbate master you know.

by jewish rebel March 31, 2021