by MikeTysonsFrontTooth February 13, 2022
When rogue, inept, or corrupt opportunistic politicians downplay the high number of infections and fatalities plaguing their countries, by giving an oft-innumerate or gullible public a faux sense of security, who often loosely follow the health measures in place.
Fake right-wing “leaders” from the United States, Brazil, and India notoriously share a number of common denominators: use race or religion as a trump card, mask the math, and refuse to make social distancing or mask wearing mandatory.
by MathPlus April 02, 2021
1. a mask or respirator for the nose only, allowing the mouth/tongue to be used for the servicing of presumably maloderous female genitalia. Mask is of the 'hose and bag', M42 or 'WWI' style as most protective filters are too large to be inserted in the nostrils. 2. (field expediant) a pair of BCG's (Wiley SG-1's) and two cigarette filters, field stripped, inserted in the nostrils. 3. a necessity when warming up a female for coitus who has been away from base camp (and soap/water) for 3 days plus...
Cpl. Ernie: "I got that new blond E-3 in the back of the Frankenstein last night."
Spec. Burt: "Oh yeah, how was she?"
Cpl. Ernie:"Fuck-tastic, but she smelled so bad, I needed a GASH MASK."
Spec. Burt: "Oh yeah, how was she?"
Cpl. Ernie:"Fuck-tastic, but she smelled so bad, I needed a GASH MASK."
by balls104 May 05, 2008
The face mask that exemplifies your identity and self-expression, and conveys to others that though you are protecting yourself from virus transmission, you are not isolating yourself from the spaces, places and people around you.
Get your mask-funk on and wear one, asshole. Your mask-funk is tripping me out, stay 6 feet away. I love your mask-funk; now come on over and join my social bubble. If you think your mask-funk is gonna scare me, then you don't know COVID.
by Zel Spazo July 20, 2020
A light blue covering for the nose and mouth. Held in place by strings tied behind the head, or a rubber band. Usually worn by medical personnel or sick people.
by yes juanito yes December 18, 2014
When the man is about to reach his climax, he stands on an object above the girl and rains his cum down on her, like a pigeon does with its poop on unsuspecting new yorkers. He then proceeds to flap his wings and tries to fly away.
Pigeon masking: Yo dude, I totally pigeon masked your girlfriend last night...she'll be washing the jizz out of her hair for weeks!
by sexybeaches February 28, 2014
by Souldchild December 27, 2004