The Lynch Curse

If someone's surname and/or maiden name is "Lynch," then they will either:
1. Never leave on time
2. Never arrive on time
This curse also applies if there is only one Lynch in the car.

Guy 1: Where is Tom?
Guy 2: He has The Lynch Curse, remember?
Guy 1: Oh right

by TylerGaming101_YT December 24, 2023

Evan Lynch

This is not a real person, people on TikTok have came up with a name for somebody who is smart but cringe!

This is so Evan Lynch

by professionalunpreffesional April 28, 2025

Lynching

A negative cuntedness approach to life

He was lynching the idea of getting around the boys

by RexCHunt October 13, 2020

Lynch

Aggressive kissing and cuddling

I’m so going to lynch my girl tonight!

by Poopypantsguy May 29, 2024

angus lynch

A fucking legend who always gets the pussy

That fucking Angus Lynch is fucking another girl

by Angus Lynch April 7, 2019

mark lynch

A bitch with big ears that had sex with a black girl in the 7th grade downstairs bathroom

U are a mark lynch

by Boi 55 October 30, 2017

dick lynching

Right before cumming squeeze the head of the penis as to not allow anything to come out.

That girl last night gave me a dick lynching. It hurt like hell but was totally worth it!

by Janae's snatcher June 13, 2017