Loner

A lady boner. The equivalent of a hard on for a woman. Like an erect penis but as a vagina.

Oh baby, that hot, shirtless, sexy man is giving me a loner!!

by Mhmmmmmbaby October 3, 2019

Lonerism

A self-constructed and coherent philosophy, aesthetic, or way of being in the world. Derives from within and is never articulated, so experts find it difficult to quantify. As a way of life, it is followed without thought. Lonerism is a method of survival above all else. References include Tame Impala’s studio album by the same name.

Dude: I decided to follow a life laid out for me by the tenets of lonerism.

Other dude: Care to explain?

by Cyborgbunny88 December 7, 2021

loner

A woman who has a lady boner.

I was looking at Reid's beard and it gave me a loner.

by Bowshalf February 20, 2018

Loner

Gracee

She is a loner

by LoNErr July 3, 2020

lonerness

The state of being a loner

After my only friend left me, I pushed to break out of my lonerness

by Johny_ February 25, 2018

Loner

A person who can’t get any cookie and is all alone. And there girlfriend is there hand, yep there fucking HAND. All they do is watch pornhub and listen to sad music

Bro you can’t hang with us your a loner

by Nami-San April 24, 2021

Loner Zamboner

A Loner Zamboner is a mythical creature that feasts on the gossip of local teenagers. The Loner Zamboner has been seen from Northern Italy, New Jersey, Alabama and most recently Georgia state. The Loner Zamboner with its high sensitivity to sound can hear and locate gossip from more than 50 miles away. Just like it’s closest relative Snooki and Izzy the Glizzy, the Loner Zamboner has a strong hunger for Leopard print and spray tans.

Teenager #1: I think I saw a Loner Zamboner last night
Teenager #2: hoe my gay, RLY!?

by Izzy the Glizzy September 27, 2021