Lofterbating

The act of jerking off while in IM's with someone in a chatroom.

I was lofterbating while Jeannie was telling me about her girlfriend in IM'swhile I was in the chatroom.

by Cyber Kong October 10, 2005

loafer

the act of getting head while eating a loaf of bread, while doing this you must wear a condom and stick in the bread after

last night was an excelent loafer

by nutter butter 91 January 17, 2009

loafed

To overly soil or excrete a visibly solid mass in one's pants.

Oh man! Did you see how dude totally loafed in his own pants?

by Clockwork-Deity June 27, 2005

Leffe

The most awesome last name anyone can have.

"That guys last name is Leffe."
"WOAH!"

by lucluc27 April 30, 2015

Loafer Doafer

The name given to a person that wears shoes from ALDO. Although this is an important asset they must also brush and shampoo their shoes. Most Loafer Doafers sleep with fugly sluts and they get their bikes stolen. The population of loafer doafers in bridge town nova scotia is extremely high. If you like the number 14 then you deffinately are a loafer doafer!

I saw adam chipman yesterday...what a loafer doafer!
or
Annie Crocker slept with a loafer dofer!

by A.Dot Dizz December 4, 2006

Loofer

Nickname for a person named loof.

Yo, what up loofer

by A Loof November 2, 2009

Archfiend Losfer

Bisexual penis. Likes the cock and does not admit to this. Spanks octopi and runs a secret tentacle-rape prostitution ring in Tibet.

by kaYdetanieffac August 16, 2003