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lexber

A lexber is the type of person that makes people laugh with stupid jokes and make you realize why its even funny. lexbers are usually males who are decently smart. lexbers have a straight up personality, and are always good to have around. lexbers are very trustworthy and does not always like everyone the meet usually needs to have a strong connection before becoming good friends. all lexbers are unique, funny, kind, smart, honest, and genuine friend.
lexber is the hottest guy in my class
by DATE HIM GIRLS June 1, 2017
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Lumberjack Shit

The most unholy of bowel movements.
"Hey I'll be right back, those Nacho's really gave me the lumberjack shits."
by Dassinbogs June 30, 2017
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Lumber Bag

A term used to describe the scrotum. It is derived from the Latin term that describes the penis as "lumber."
"Bryant just took a shot to the lumber bag while playing street hockey, he may not have kids after that one."
by Growly the Grizzly October 18, 2017
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lerbert

To slither across the floor like a large lizard frog
Ms. Beckett, why are you lerberting across the floor?
by Lerbert man December 7, 2017
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Lumberjack Chode

It is commonly known around the world that every single Lumberjack who has ever lived had or has a Chode.

This is because the Cum Witch has cursed them because Lumberjack’s destroy wood. And that’s gay, bro.
Lumberjack 1: Hey, Lumberjack 2, does my Lumberjack Chode look lumpy to you?

Lumberjack 2: No Lumberjack 1, I do not in fact believe your penis to be lumpy as I am a heterosexual male with no interest to be viewing yo-

(Lumberjack 1 analy penetrates Lumberjack 2 to the point Lumberjack 2 dies)
by Grant Hansen July 3, 2018
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Lumber Jackie

A straight female who dresses like a dyke.
"Marsha gets all the girls because she is so Lumber Jackie. She should consider dialing down the flannel if she wants them to know she is straight."
by Cjohnson02000 July 24, 2018
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Lemerand

The evilest, meanest, bully on earth. A lemerand is very brutal and is a sick monster. Can be a cyber bully.
That lemerand is such a jerk.
by Thefax69 November 2, 2018
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