crazy leave

Crazy Leave is time off from work when you just cannot take anymore of the crazy ass, shitshow crap that people keep on unloading on you.

After the last meeting, Kelly had to take a Crazy Leave to recover from the insanity and stupid mistakes being made by people who were not getting enough attention.

by SullieTough June 1, 2018

Leave-it-town

The slang for the once high class bucks county suburb of Philadelphia pa. But due to the rich way of growing up the offenders all snitch on their homies instead of taking their misdemeanor possession charges .

instead of taking there misdemeanor possession charge they will give up their bestfriends for major drug distribution.

Yo you should have known barbs ex would snitch on you .that fake DJ is from Leave-it-town

by Ghettoking215 June 26, 2019

Maleternity Leave

After a baby is born, the father takes time off from work to help care for and bond with his newborn.

Alex requested 4 weeks off work for Maleternity Leave.

by Millertime100 May 23, 2019

Meowernity leave

When you take off work to to take care of a new litter of kittens.

Jason will be out for the rest of the week on meowernity leave. His cat, Wiskers, just gave birth.

by TheRealHarmor May 25, 2016

Sleeve & Leave

When you spill something and try to wipe it with your sleeve before giving up and leaving before you get caught

Graham: bro I was at starbys yesterday and totally biffed drinking my machiatto so I had to pull the ol’ sleeve & leave
Johnny Snakeguns: shut up city boy

by Johnny Thumb-Balls January 21, 2020

leaving the island

getting belligerent and mad when on vacation. Getting pissed off when normally in a good or relaxed mood.

Mark got so upset when we aksed him to sing karoake - he was leaving the island.

by sexymon11 October 14, 2011

maternity leave

A period of time where the woman takes advantage of the fact that shes a woman and gets paid for not showing up to work. Don't ask why, or else risk being branded as woman hater by feminists.

RationalDude: Maternity leave is basically a paid vacation, thats why its controversial.

Feminist: What? You have something against maternity leave? You must be RACIST...I mean uh SEXIST! You hate women! You're a rapist! You beat your wife every night don't you?

RationalDude: I don't hate women and I'm not married yet...

Feminist: DOWN WITH MEN!!

RationalDude: *shakes head* whatever

by zedude May 2, 2009