lactose intolerant

The condition of frustration that results from the wait for an overdue podcast, sometimes extensible to cases of overdue magazines, software, etc.

I'm totally lactose intolerant for a new Hardcore History 'cast - it's been a month for Christ's sake!

by Kellyn B. April 21, 2009

butt lactation

Having a pregnant women produce her milk into your anus directly, letting it travel up to your rectum, and pushing it back out as if you were shitting.

Guy 1: have you ever tried a butt lactation
Guy 2: no bro

Guy 3: I have its pretty fun

by darthjoey90 November 17, 2015

lactard

One whose body does not produce enough lactase, who therefore relies on E. Coli for lactose digestion.

"Drink your milk! Oh, sorry, I forgot you were a lactard"

by lactarded llama May 29, 2004

lactose intolerance

lactose intolerance is actualy LackToastAndTallIsnt that means lack of toast and less tall

You didn't have toast this morning your lactose intolerance

by Ladzam Zhaaq YUdiktionori November 11, 2021

lactophiliac

Somebody who gets off by having sex with cows.

"Farmer Brown he's on crack, he's a lactophiliac"

by FarmerBlack March 29, 2010

lactivist

A erson whom claims to be an activist on a cause but it's just empty words, as in lacking any enthusiasm, also known as an Armchair Activist.

He went on about the green issue but campaigned nothing, he's such a lactivist

by Carolina Maria Fasolo December 19, 2015

Lactode

A person who is lactose intolerant.

Jason can't have dairy products because he is a lactode.

by Kenneth Douglass April 9, 2010