lepton

Z particle. Smaller than protons and electrons.

Woman: What did you just call me?
Child: A Lepton
Woman: What the hell is that?
Child: You wouldn't understand.
Woman: No, speak slowly..
Child: A lepton is a Z particle.
Woman: So?
Child: Do you know what protons and electrons are?
Woman: Yeah.
Child: OK, what are they?
Woman: They're those teeny tiny things atoms are made out of.
Child: Well, leptons are even smaller.

(Shakta - Lepton Head Pt. III)

by Dracus December 20, 2003

LepraZebra

funny animal with black and white stripes, which unfortunately loses several parts of its body while moving.

-Hey, buddy, what's this?
-I don't know partner, but let's shoot it!
(The American way of life)

by Dr. W. Nuss-Hüggl November 24, 2003

lephrechaun

a person who is small and likes to dress in green. once dressed in green all they need is a beard

lil amular who is sat right next to me :)who is a lephrechaun in disguise

by bj hooker March 10, 2007

Lepcha

a group of people who live in mountains.

The Lepcha live in mountains.

by Ohhh YEah April 13, 2008

Leprecorn

A cleft foot Irish midget with a flowing mane of fiery red hair and a horn with spiral structure accents protruding from it's forehead. Most commonly found in pubs asking for itemized receipts.

Did you see that receipt checking Leprecorn in that pub, he just blapped that whopper bopper right in front of the bar maid! Lets go feed the jukebox.

by Bailout00 April 17, 2010

The Dirty Leprechaun

Stick your hand in a Shamrock Shake from McDonald's and then giving your girlfriend the shocker with the shake fresh on your fingers. Yum.

Dad: I just gave my mom The Dirty Leprechaun . It made for a tasty treat.
Son: Wow dad, you sure are swell.

by Brian Aaron Olsdaly March 20, 2007

leptest

scottish mad man, has an elf fetish and does not sleep ever.

"lep u stoned scottish bastard, come give elfy some luv"

by Not El_Hef...Honest July 15, 2003