leaving the island

getting belligerent and mad when on vacation. Getting pissed off when normally in a good or relaxed mood.

Mark got so upset when we aksed him to sing karoake - he was leaving the island.

by sexymon11 October 14, 2011

Maleternity Leave

After a baby is born, the father takes time off from work to help care for and bond with his newborn.

Alex requested 4 weeks off work for Maleternity Leave.

by Millertime100 May 23, 2019

Sleeve & Leave

When you spill something and try to wipe it with your sleeve before giving up and leaving before you get caught

Graham: bro I was at starbys yesterday and totally biffed drinking my machiatto so I had to pull the ol’ sleeve & leave
Johnny Snakeguns: shut up city boy

by Johnny Thumb-Balls January 21, 2020

Meowernity leave

When you take off work to to take care of a new litter of kittens.

Jason will be out for the rest of the week on meowernity leave. His cat, Wiskers, just gave birth.

by TheRealHarmor May 25, 2016

Leaving a Larry

Leaving an unfinished drink

Are you going to finish that Martini or are you leaving a Larry?

by mhadmhan September 3, 2016

leave the cap

it means no bullshit
like when your baby mama is bussin and you gotta say leave the cap

"are you pregnant"

"of-course not leave the cap"

by leavethecap June 19, 2018

maternity leave

A period of time where the woman takes advantage of the fact that shes a woman and gets paid for not showing up to work. Don't ask why, or else risk being branded as woman hater by feminists.

RationalDude: Maternity leave is basically a paid vacation, thats why its controversial.

Feminist: What? You have something against maternity leave? You must be RACIST...I mean uh SEXIST! You hate women! You're a rapist! You beat your wife every night don't you?

RationalDude: I don't hate women and I'm not married yet...

Feminist: DOWN WITH MEN!!

RationalDude: *shakes head* whatever

by zedude May 2, 2009