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Kristine

Person 1: "Kristine is short"
Kristine: "REEEEEEEEEEEE"
by Perrypatter June 30, 2021
mugGet the Kristinemug.

karly and kristin

Two ridiculous women who love each other unconditionally and will apparently go to any length to keep each other in each other's "realms." But I want the real thing and that is you in my life as my wife.
When are Karly and Kristin getting married?
by #1Karlyfan January 7, 2023
mugGet the karly and kristinmug.

Kristin

Wow, where do I begin. Kristin is a sexy awesome person, but don't let her superficial charm and talent fool you. Under the surface you will be met with a raging homophobic, transphobic, racist person. While she claims it's "all fun and games" secretly you know she'd vote no for any human rights. So in summary, she is a sweet and charming attractive you lady, that will commit tax fraud for you, and will bag out any minorities.
"Have you hung out with Kristin lately?"
"Omg yes, you should have heard what she was saying."
by jak3ywak3y December 30, 2023
mugGet the Kristinmug.

naughty kristin

Naughty Kristin. When shes on her period, a naughty Kristin prefers titty fuckin.
by bigboy79 April 30, 2020
mugGet the naughty kristinmug.

Krusty Kristin

A woman that has no brain. Literally an NPC. A meal for Krusty Kristin only consists of rabbit food and Vodka.

Also could be used to describe when a female uses male sperm as shampoo and occasionally sunscreen.
It may also describe when an older female uses the scent of her urine to lure in younger children to her blatantly obvious white van, which may be referred to as “rape train.”
Not again, Darrell just got convicted for committing a Krusty Kristin again… this time at an elementary school.

My roommate just ran out of shampoo so she’s doing the Krusty Kristin again. This time from her creepy step-dad.
by Seth Sidle April 28, 2022
mugGet the Krusty Kristinmug.

Kristine vo

Short asian with a thicc mom
Friend: dammmm son ur mom dummy thiccc

Kristine vo: that's my brother
by Adam.m :) January 29, 2020
mugGet the Kristine vomug.

kristine

it's only fitting if your bestfriend's name (blaire) means pink jelly bean, that your name was also a delicious candy!

just the sweetest candy flavors of the bunch; the most commonly loved flavors! everyone wants blaires and kristines in their bag of candy!
by F. Law November 12, 2023
mugGet the kristinemug.

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