by 1+1=ballsack July 3, 2024
Get the kolten mug.Kleen goggles: The latest and strangest trend in intimacy where you take a pair of goggles, fill them with urine, and place them over your partner's eyes. This daring move guarantees a 'golden' perspective on your relationship, ensuring you both see things in a whole new, albeit questionable, light. Perfect for those who love to push boundaries and redefine the meaning of 'seeing eye to eye.'
"After a few too many drinks, Mark suggested trying out Kleen goggles, but Sarah was not amused by the idea."
"Last night was wild; we even experimented with Kleen goggles. Let's just say it was a one-time thing."
"John thought he'd spice things up with Kleen goggles, but ended up sleeping on the couch instead."
"For our anniversary, Jake surprised me with a pair of Kleen goggles. I’m still trying to process if that's a good thing or not."
"During the party, someone dared us to try Kleen goggles. Needless to say, it became the talk of the night."
"Last night was wild; we even experimented with Kleen goggles. Let's just say it was a one-time thing."
"John thought he'd spice things up with Kleen goggles, but ended up sleeping on the couch instead."
"For our anniversary, Jake surprised me with a pair of Kleen goggles. I’m still trying to process if that's a good thing or not."
"During the party, someone dared us to try Kleen goggles. Needless to say, it became the talk of the night."
by Deeboh46 July 30, 2024
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Get the Kolsen mug.A person who’s loudly confident but secretly fragile. A kleen hates being challenged, thrives on getting into people’s heads, and uses petty mind games to wind others up when they feel threatened. Often talks a big game, especially about football, despite delivering Sunday-league performances at best.
Common traits include selective hearing, emotional buffering when confronted, and an uncanny ability to dish it out but never take it.
“Don’t argue with him, he’s a proper kleen — you’ll get mind-gamed for 20 minutes and still watch him misplace a five-yard pass.”
Etymologically mysterious. Behaviourally predictable. The universe contains many such creatures.
Common traits include selective hearing, emotional buffering when confronted, and an uncanny ability to dish it out but never take it.
“Don’t argue with him, he’s a proper kleen — you’ll get mind-gamed for 20 minutes and still watch him misplace a five-yard pass.”
Etymologically mysterious. Behaviourally predictable. The universe contains many such creatures.
Don’t argue with him, he’s a proper kleen — you’ll get mind-gamed for 20 minutes and still watch him misplace a five-yard pass.
by Foobarrred December 30, 2025
Get the Kleen mug.A person who’s loudly confident but secretly fragile. A kleen hates being challenged, thrives on getting into people’s heads, and uses petty mind games to wind others up when they feel threatened.
Common traits include selective hearing, emotional buffering when confronted, and an uncanny ability to dish it out but never take it.
Etymologically mysterious. Behaviourally predictable. The universe contains many such creatures.
Common traits include selective hearing, emotional buffering when confronted, and an uncanny ability to dish it out but never take it.
Etymologically mysterious. Behaviourally predictable. The universe contains many such creatures.
by Foobarrred December 30, 2025
Get the Kleen mug.The practice of holding one nostril while simultaneously blowing out the other. You would usually lean over or away from your body so as not to blow snot all over yourself.
This saves one from nastying up one's sleeve(s). Since the Amish live a simple life they wouldn't have fancy store bought Kleenex.
This saves one from nastying up one's sleeve(s). Since the Amish live a simple life they wouldn't have fancy store bought Kleenex.
"Dad's allergies were bothering him so bad while we were hiking he had to use the Amish Kleenex."
"I sneezed so much I used up all my tissues and had to use the ol' Amish Kleenex"
"I had to resort to the Amish Kleenex since it was Summer and I was sleeveless."
"I sneezed so much I used up all my tissues and had to use the ol' Amish Kleenex"
"I had to resort to the Amish Kleenex since it was Summer and I was sleeveless."
by @ChickieMamaK October 6, 2012
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