Knobbing

To wrap ones' mouth around a door knob and to then have someone open the door. Instantly ripping your teeth out.

Will: Have you seen Melissa?
Nate: I heard she got caught knobbing, she's getting dentures fitted.
Will: Yikes!

by weedsniffer3000 January 26, 2020

knobbin

A small wanker.

That knobbin hit me in the balls.

by anycon June 24, 2003

Knobbin

hangin' out, relaxin

Mike: Hey Ron, what you doin'?

Ron: Not much, just knobbin around.

by KevRon July 31, 2006

knobb and coke

a fine ass drink. knobb creek whiskey, bourbon i might add. plus your standard cola drink. with ice if neccessary.

knobb and coke please.
you got it.

by That Nigga Steve February 9, 2008

knobbe

A little small headed fat kid that smells like last weeks dinner

knobbe get your small head back here

by Chris J Joe k September 14, 2006

knobbed gobbler

when you get smacked in the nuts, usually meant to be a playful thing but sometimes it hurts

Dude, you just knobbed my gobbler!

by Bill Johnson November 2, 2004

Knobbit

A rare breed of animated dick found only in closets and porn star drawers. It is a cross between a knob and a hobbit. It is also known as the Halfthing. Sexual encounters with it are usually fatal. Noted for an extreme fondness for Jews; one of the biggest little-known factors for low population of Jews in the world.

"I banged a knobbit!" Berg Bergson Bergman, Jew Supreme, Last Words.

"There's not a Jew to screw left!" Akaman Bangaman Bergson, Knobbit of the Dick.

by fuckoffimnottellingyoumyname July 6, 2011