Kiefer

The man behind the bump. Impregnator of over 4,000 mother's across the globe. Also known as, "White Diddy", "The Human Tampon" and "The Baby Bank". This man, no, this force of nature, puts the fetal in fetal position.

Don't let the dog out tonight, I heard that Kiefer's on the prowl.

by Sadie Flier December 2, 2024

Leah Keffer

A cool, sexy, funny, weird, random, evil, and awesome girl. She loves 1Direction, especially Niall.

Announcer: Up next to bat is... Leah Keffer!

by Mrs.Horan;D October 7, 2012

thomas kiefer

A person with an abnormally large penis. Usually averaging to about 7.6 inches. Made up of about 88% Badass and 12% Gamer.

Damn your so awesome you could be jut as cool as Thomas Kiefer, but we know that's highly unlikely

by TheRubyMatrix February 23, 2015

Jess Kiefer

Doing your own thing, and not giving a shit about what happens.

Don't Pull a Jess Kiefer.

by DJ Shellz February 11, 2018

anthony keiser

Noun

1. A person with a big heart and a big cranium
Verb

1. To finesse or outsmart with that cranium

2. To comfort

Adj
1. Slow but shiny, but that's why it's still around

Noun example:

Person A: "Did you hear about the Anthony Keiser that asked me out?"

Person B: "No, but was he nice?"
Person A: "Actually, he was nice. He has a big heart but also a big head."
Verb example:

A:"Yo I Anthony Keisered that French test last period!"

B:"Oh fr fr"

A:"Yes I didn't study at all"
Adjective example:

A: "This car is very Anthony Keiser. It's slow yeah but it's shiny and cool. So that's why it's not in the junkyard"

by Joe Schmœ June 4, 2018

Nicole Kiefer

A lovely down to earth person who everyone likes. She gives out free head to anyone who asks and is very popular.

Nicole Kiefer gave me head last night it was great

by JerryMan123 May 23, 2020

Brooke keefer

When someone is so wild that someone goes damn she got a fat ass but at the same time is also getting arrested for throat punching someone

Damn that girl is on Brooke Keefer mode

by Doodle loo April 11, 2024