Crypt Keeper

Nickname for a biological mother who has done nothing but traumatize her children, then lose custody of said children, and choose drugs over everything and anything. Her idea of bonding is offering you to tag-along for a night of blowing bums and contracting STDs. She refuses to take accountability or apologize for selling her children for drugs, abandon them in strangers apartments, and every other fucked up thing she’s done.

Hey, who’s that?
That’s my biological mother, we call her the Crypt Keeper.
Like from Tales Of The Crypt?
Exactly, but crackhead version.

by poisoned poet April 4, 2022

Keeper Security

If ya sight up it spams your email

10000000 New messages from: Keeper Security

by ඞ Swift ඞ December 8, 2020

Video Keeper

A video Keeper is someone who records fights/video's of events in school.

" Someone be the video keeper and send to the group chat."

"WHERE THE VIDEO KEEPER AT?!"

by J_Dxvils March 15, 2021

Photo Keeper

The photo keeper is someone who keeps all the photos of friendship groups on their phone in an album, also could be edits.

" Photo keeper, come take this pic real quick "
" Make me an edit please, your the photo keeper."

by J_Dxvils March 15, 2021

Score Keeper

A person who continuously responds back to a murder or shooting. The score board will be the number of deaths(bodies) the person has.

John Doe is such a good score keeper. Hes always shooting back at those people. I think hes up 10-1 on the score board.

by NotoriousBigB March 20, 2021

Check Keeper

Absolute Chad who is nothing but a great friend and will always be someone to rely on.

“What an absolute Check Keeper”

by Cluver May 19, 2021

Copper-Keeper

One who Keeps/collects copper; Coins, wire, minted products, for potential future value.

I stack precious metals and I am also a Copper-Keeper

by Copper Rog October 23, 2024