Katy Perry

Proof that mainstream music audience are idiots with little regard for quality.

If Katy Perry had written a song about anything other than kissing a girl, it wouldn't be in the Top 100, much less a #1.

by JohnJF July 4, 2008

kartya

The greatest bed-wars player of all time, falls into the void constantly.

Oh, there's Kartya. She's so egotistical.

by tjbruce17594isbad June 24, 2018

Kaylyn

An awesome and pretty girl who likes to fly kites instead of getting job applications, and dresses as an art student.

I was too intimidated to approach her, because she was in the park pulling a kaylyn.

by Johnathan Winters March 4, 2009

Katy Wood

Famous phtographer, especially within the Booker T. Washington HSPVA community located in Dallas, TX. Wood's photograph's are composed of portraits within the outdoors but mostly composed of urban environments around her hometown of Dallas.

1) Wood's photographs will make you hate your life.

2) A Wood photograph is the best photograph.
3) Count on Katy Wood to take the art of photography to another level.

by BiPolar the Cat May 12, 2009

kaity

So totally awesome!!

by kaity reinertsen August 15, 2003

Katy Perry

An absolutely terrible pop musician. Writes droll and meaningless songs and cannot sing.

Also ate shit at MTV's VMAs after slipping on a cake she had used as a stage prop.

Oh man, Katy Perry just ate shit on stage! That was hilarious!

by imapiratearg March 1, 2009

Katy Perry

A poor mans Zooey Deschanel.

Person 1: Wow, Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel look exactly the same.

Person 2: Yes they do, except that Zooey Deschanel is actually a genuinely talented singer, actress and model who doesnt need to dress and behave like a slut to achieve fame and popularity. Unlike a certain Katy Perry.

Person 1: Lol, yeah.

by oh that dog o mine January 7, 2011