jortsicide

when the murder of jorts (aka jean shorts) occurs.

my girl friend committed jortsicide when she cut them up and threw them away.

by hotshot11100 April 22, 2022

jortsing

when a man puts socks on his hands and starts violently screaming and thrusting his meat at the air.

Let's try Jortsing later!

by NotHanley June 20, 2024

jortsing

The act of a man puncturing his balls with a a serrated knife and licking the juice off of the knife to try to seduce a woman

"He tried jortsing and got rejected."

by NotHanley June 20, 2024

jorsegz

good sex

man1: how was she?
man2: sifnt jorsegz.

by 'sie September 26, 2003

Jornsqwaking

Someone who is so annoying you want to pull out their eyes and shit inside of their skull.

Guys, Blake is jornsqwaking again. Shut the fuck up before I pull out your eyes and make feces in your damn skull!!

by Zachary Rosas June 21, 2007

[jort]

adjective- jort
A word used to describe a homosexual who thinks they look good in jean shorts. And also one who likes to take the jort.

My friend Lorenzo is a jort when he wears his jean shorts.

by mr. rogers son-in-law April 1, 2009

Jordts

Jordts are shorts made of a blue jean material that can be fabricated into shorts, or shorts that are cut off near the kneecap. They are often worn by people with little dignity, rednecks, or anybody in flannel.

"Man, those were some nice jordts Aaron had on at school the other day."

Dude, did you buy those jordts? Where can I get some?" "No man, I didn't buy them, I made my jordts last week!"

by Rich Janor February 12, 2009