Jon Roberts

A smart,ruthless,successful and ballsy Cocaine Importer based in Miami Florida during the late nineteen seventies and ninety eighties. He used many people to help his operation and didn't take shit from anyone except his girlfriend Toni Moon. He was busted only because another cocaine importer he teamed up with got busted (Max Mermelstein.)
Jon Roberts:The government hired me to bring guns into Nicuragua to help the freedom fighters. Idecided that it would be risky to bring cocaine on their air-crafts.
Everyone he tells this to: Nuh-uh you're full of shit.
Jon Roberts: *pulls up old news paper article and baffles person/people*
by Fascinated Spirit March 21, 2013
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Jon Voight

Jon Voight is an actor.

The biggest contribution he made to the world was was when he had sex with Marcheline Bertrand in 1974; Bertrand later gave birth to Angelina Jolie.
Karl: Jon Voight is Angelina Jolie's father?
Mark: Who the fuck is Jon Voight?
by Snabelj August 12, 2006
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Jon Lady

Dude, that girls is fione!

No way man, she's totally a Jon Lady!
by Triclopsaur July 11, 2008
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Being a Jon

Look at Kenneth being a Jon, getting hit by all those Ezreal Q's
by Vrohi November 09, 2014
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Jon Arbuckle

The worst person ever. He does not respect wamen and he abuses his animals. STOP THIS MONSTER!!!!
NO ARBUKLE
Sally: oh my god rthat guy is so rude
Jananana: Yeah hes a Jon Arbuckle for sure!!!!!!!
by Andres's January 30, 2019
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Jon Y

A high-tech robot created in 1983 by a tean of advanced Korean researchers and scientists with the purpose and ultimate goal to snatch the grundle of Jesus.It is prophesized that at The Last Judgment held by God that Jon Y will first slay God with his level 11 fireballs, and then move on to breaking Jesus's pubic bone for ultimate displeasure. At the end of this ordeal Jon Y will take the position once held by God and seat Bruce Lee at his right hand.
Jon Y IVXIIA is equipped with Mach-7 laser eyes and is impervious to blindness due to toothfloss.
by Fried Men May 02, 2009
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Jon Karlin

Biggest snake in the history. Always slithering around so watch out.
“Jon Karlin is such a snake
I know right
by duttz June 18, 2018
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