Jon Waited

The state of being so drunk you appear in embarrasing photos which you only remember after seeing them on facebook.

Jesus Christ I was jon waited last night, everyone was laughing at me on facebook

by CantStopShola August 19, 2009

Jon Voight

Jon Voight is an actor.

The biggest contribution he made to the world was was when he had sex with Marcheline Bertrand in 1974; Bertrand later gave birth to Angelina Jolie.

Karl: Jon Voight is Angelina Jolie's father?
Mark: Who the fuck is Jon Voight?

by Snabelj August 12, 2006

Jon Lady

A tranny, obviously.

Dude, that girls is fione!

No way man, she's totally a Jon Lady!

by Triclopsaur August 1, 2008

Being a Jon

The inability to dodge a skill shot

Look at Kenneth being a Jon, getting hit by all those Ezreal Q's

by Vrohi November 9, 2014

Jon Arbuckle

The worst person ever. He does not respect wamen and he abuses his animals. STOP THIS MONSTER!!!!

NO ARBUKLE
Sally: oh my god rthat guy is so rude
Jananana: Yeah hes a Jon Arbuckle for sure!!!!!!!

by Andres's January 30, 2019

Jon Y

A high-tech robot created in 1983 by a tean of advanced Korean researchers and scientists with the purpose and ultimate goal to snatch the grundle of Jesus.It is prophesized that at The Last Judgment held by God that Jon Y will first slay God with his level 11 fireballs, and then move on to breaking Jesus's pubic bone for ultimate displeasure. At the end of this ordeal Jon Y will take the position once held by God and seat Bruce Lee at his right hand.

Jon Y IVXIIA is equipped with Mach-7 laser eyes and is impervious to blindness due to toothfloss.

by Fried Men May 1, 2009

Jon Karlin

Biggest snake in the history. Always slithering around so watch out.

“Jon Karlin is such a snake”
“I know right”

by duttz June 18, 2018