Jello Bowl

JELLO BOWL - Noun

This is when you stuff hand towels in someone's toilet and mix a lot of jello in the bowl.

He puked on my couch and didn't clean it up so I gave him a jello bowl.

by lowteck May 21, 2006

jello

slang for a gelatin dessert (based on Jell-O, a common brand name of gelatin dessert)

If you want that jello, wait until after dinner time.

by The Return of Light Joker October 25, 2009

jello babies

the remnants of semen, natural body lubricants and/or artificial lubricants that pool and collect on surfaces or in the anal cavity after sexual intercourse

My boyfriend birthed our jello baby before we showered and went to bed.

by Rio September 30, 2003

jello enema

A strange sexual act, when a female gets gassy by drinking a large amount of seltzer water, and then has jello injected in her ass, by means of "turkey baster" and then jumps up and down to cause the gas bubbles to come out her butt, causing a jello fart, which is exploded into a partners mouth.

Hey sally, remember that time i farted jello in your mouth, you dont... well, thats called a jello enemy you dumb whore

by Nerpo November 22, 2004

Jollof

Going to have a good time.

We need to go and Jollof. We have been working too hard.

by Betainvestor October 29, 2019

mandatory jello

A game played usually between two people in which one participant shouts "mandatory jello!" and collapses like said gelatinous substance towards the ground and towards the second partaker. The second person is required, per the rules of the game, to attempt to catch the fall-ee from falling. It has been suggested that this game is equivalent to a small scale trust fall (however much more fun and less therapuetic).

*standing around talking*
"mandatory jello"
*fall*
*catch!*

by ress_anne April 26, 2011

Don't Be Jello

a pretty lame middle school term for "don't be jealous"

Kid 1: "heheh, you got an F!"
Kid 2: "DON'T BE JELLO!"

by Onomonapeia January 1, 2009