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Joey

A character from the 1987-1995 show "Full House" and is obsessed with children's cartoons. He lives with eight other people and is crushed on by a weird woman name Mrs. Curruthers. Blonde, Comedian who always treats his women well (even if they don't stay with him long).
Danny-Hey Joey, here's ten bucks for keeping you mouth shut.
Joey-Thanks Danny!
Jesse-Wait so you knew he was a pool shark?
Joey-Well yeah! He went to college in a billiards scholarship.
by StripeSweater April 27, 2014
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Joey

A good name to give your child if you want them to catch the gay
"That's cute baby, whats his name?"

"Joey."

"Im disappointed in you'
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Joey

The anus opening. Better known as the asshole. Someone who is an ass to others.
Joey is an anus opening. Joey is an asshole.
by 48_itsme February 8, 2015
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Joey

A perverted, autistic low-life with minimal friends, but the ones he has are awesome. He loves to talk online with people, but doesn't get out much. A strange person but once you get to know him, he is an amazing friend.
I feel autistic..
We might as well change my name to Joey.
by therealMango1 June 2, 2018
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Joey

a douche bag - loud mouth - bullshiter - doesn't understand english that well, or he just cannot use the language properly - no one likes them - and they have a big personality to make up for his tiny penis.
"you know who sucks, that joey kid"
by Legenday February 10, 2010
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Joey

A retarded skiier that's usually a tourist, and even more often a kid under 9 years old. They have a Joey Gap, Joey Tuck, and a Joey Wobble. They also seem to love to ruin jumps...
Guy 1 on a chairlift: Dude look at that bad skiier

Guy 2 on the same chairlift: Wow what a joey!
by pintsizeslash3r January 21, 2010
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Joey

A short, rodent looking male with female fingernails.
He is also quite annoying most of the time, but is an amazing drawer.
He is very perverted and kisses up to everyone.
Person 1: He, have you seen that kid's fingernails?
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Joey!
by Emekah. January 8, 2012
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