jobby

runny,sticky brown substance,which comes from the anus.

caz u left ur jobby lyin in the livinroom ya fuckin mink!

by ryan April 21, 2004

Jobsmacked

A description of the feeling a person gets after receiving a piece of shock news concerning their employment i.e. demotion, redundancy, loss of benefit, changes to working routines or dismissal. Often due to unforeseen circumstances which lead to the recipient ending up in said state.

"Well, what can i say? The company told us this morning that they are moving all manufacturing over to China before this year is out. I was completely jobsmacked when I heard...."

by Northstar77 July 21, 2009

Jobby The Bobby

hi my name is jobby the bobby that has no hobby

hey my name is jobbers the bobbers yep im jobby the bobby for sure

by I’mFunnyHaHa June 18, 2018

a wee jobby

1. Food is inserted into an indeviduals mouth, the food is then digested and goes through a complicated process, the food then makes an exit from the body via the anus as a small brown substance.

2. That wee Lil' Chris guy.

1. I have returned from the toilet, where I suceeded in doing a wee jobby, but do not fear for I wiped my bum throughly as I am currently wearing white boxer shorts.

2. That Lil Chris guy is utter pish. He thinks he's all that and a bag of tatties, but he's actualy just a wee jobby, I would like to throw stuff at him.

by McKean February 14, 2007

Joby

The most caring guy you will meet, he will always put a smile on your face when he comes around.

Get a Joby

by Isabelle A February 27, 2019

jobs

1)something u have in order 2 make money
2)names 4 sex acts (handjobs, blowjobs, etc)
3)something u r responsible 4
4)jack off back spasms

1)I have 2 go 2 work in my fucking cubicle everyday, casue if i dont have a job i wont have any money.
2)That slut sure did give me a good job last night. And she swallowed 2!
3)It's your job 2 see that the car gets cleaned.
4)Oh god! I got back spasms from jacking off 2 much! I must be a jobs!

by Guy_Who_Fucks_Hot_Girls August 10, 2004

jaggy jobby

When your feces is prickly during expulsion from your anal passage

"oh my shit that was a jaggy jobby. Ma arse is rid raw"

by lcjms December 30, 2007