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rim jobing a tooth brush

when your best friend sticks your tooth brush up their butt and then dosnt tell you .
(gigggle giggle) Nikki: "whats so funny "
Ashlyn:"nothing"
Hahnnah: "she rim jobed your tooth brush lol)
(histaricall laughing)
yup "rim jobing a tooth brush"= best prank ever
by assberry January 1, 2012
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jobbie

Scottish word, means to poo or to generally do something.
1)"aye forced oot mah joobie too quack and noo its down mah leg"

2)"will someone help my open this jobbie"
by dannyboy14 October 26, 2006
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jobber

Someone who focuses on the art of not getting fired or doing just the bare minimum at their chosen profession rather that working hard because they are truly driven to make whatever they are working on or for better. Large corporations are safe havens for jobbers, they focus on being there on time and not causing problems as well as passing work to others while striving to do the bare minimum amount of work to retain their job. Any system that favors employees for anything other than performance is probably a jobber safe haven. The jobbers joy in life is non existent as they probably hate their profession which turns what was an otherwise useful human into a worthless hunk of meat waiting to die. This lack of joy often drives them to work against non jobbers as it is in their best interests to keep their work environment free of non jobbers so they can stay hidden. Their hiding skills are those of looking busy, sounding smart, and doing nothing. Many jobbers walk a fine line between being discovered as being a jobber and having to do actual work, which is strictly forbidden by jobber code. If you hate your job, you are a jobber and probably suck at life.

Jobbers are often inept at their professions.
P.J. is trying to scare management out of assigning him something which will require a lot of work. He makes up a reason why it technically cant be done or is too dangerous but he actually has no idea what he is talking about, nor does he care. P.J. has successfully prevented himself from doing work and made his job less productive. P.J. is president of the Jobbers of America Club.
by TheOfficeAvenger October 17, 2009
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Poon Jabbi

A person of Indian decent that persuades women that he is Sicilian or Italian so that he can perform illicit acts on their most private of areas.
My friend Kumar met up with some girls in Back Bay to get a little Poon Jabbi action.
by Erik Cuttingham September 1, 2006
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Rim Jobbian

A proud and prosperous people from Southern Mesopotamia known for their proficiency at oral-anal sex. Now a days a man or woman known for their excellence in giving and receiving "Rim." Some one good at licking anus for pleasure of their partner.
That Hayley was quite the Rim jobbian, yeah bro she gave a mean rim.
by blacklotusup May 6, 2010
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rim jobber

One who likes to slide their tongue along the inner contours of the sphincter.
Go and fuck yourself, u filthy rim jobber!
by Jessicka Graham March 31, 2003
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Jebbing

The act of Throwing in rust from smalding.
Picco is jebbing so hard he crashed heli
by Bigboypogers September 18, 2019
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