Taco Jihad

When you declare a Holy War on someone through a taco (OR alternatively, a Holy War waged entirely through tacos).

Friend: "Charlie was a d*ck to me!"
Other friend: "Let's eviscerate a taco in his mailbox!"
Friend: "why?"
Other friend: "Taco Jihad."

by 7drizzy January 10, 2021

Sneaky Jihad

When you see a person of Middle Eastern decent that you particularly don’t enjoy being around.

“This sneaky jihad took my hat”

by CheekyNandis September 14, 2022

Jihad

the meaning of jihad is handsome and gets many men/women and has a lot of money😱

OMG i really wanna be jihad

by adhamomarshalaby April 19, 2022

Jihad

He is a hot , handsome and to simply to put it in words he is it all , he is a girls fantasy and has the best talking game

If your name is Jihad you blessed

by Godrizz October 11, 2021

jihad coffee

Islamic coffee. Its just fucking Islamic coffee

boy 1:can i have some jihad coffee
bartender:sure

by mrnoseybonk February 19, 2022

Jihad Static

Laccin son Static. He’s a cuck and a Dork. Also gets rejected by Laccin’s Wife Lexi Daily.

Jihad Static got cucked.

by 83Wayz December 28, 2024

Durka Durka Jihad Muhammed

This is a very common phrase in Arabic, meaning "Hello, I am Muhammed the Terrorist."

Bin Laden: "Durka Muhammed jihad fatwa?"

Terrorist: "Durka durka jihad Muhammed!"

Bin Laden: "Ah, fatwa durka jihad allah?"

Terrorist: "Durka allah jihad fatwa!"

by Infinitussy September 13, 2025