Pussy Jihadist

A man who takes his lovin' on the run. A Pussy Jihadist, unlike religious jihadist is doing it in the name of Lust and Love. To be considered a Pussy Jihadist, one must be able to uphold the Pussy Jihad Doctrine and be a leader in the movement.

Jerome: Yo homeboy, i wanna be a pussy jihadist and do jihad on pussy all over the world.

Jamal: yeah? me too...where do i sign, Yo?

Jerome: Yo, u needs to hit up The great 826 Le.

by IloveGONads August 6, 2009

The Jihad

This is when a man unloads an inordinate amount of manjuice into another dude's beard. It works better if its a big beard, like Osama's.

Hey Tommy, yesterday I saw this homeless guy on the street with a massive beard, and I totally did The Jihad to him. None of the load hit the ground! It stayed in his beard like whipped cream in a small bush.

by jfunnybones January 10, 2009

jihad

A very appealing philosophy from the middle east.

"Jihad me at hello."

by TheNameIWantedWasTaken November 10, 2007

Jihad

Literally means peaceful resistance against white privlege and idolatory. Often misused as holy war by people who have nothing to do with the religion.

White supremacists are sitting in the white house. Let's do Jihad against them peacefully.

by bigbaddaddy April 22, 2019

jihad

jihad: Traditionally the definition was to retaliate against an enemy or injustice for religious Islamic reasons, but modern use by non-Muslims have used the word sarcastically to describe retaliation against an enemy for any purpose.

"My friend told me she was at a bar in L.A. and she heard Bob say, "If I don't get my next drink soon; I'm going to jihad this place!!!"

by Justin2100 October 13, 2007

jihadidichowder?

gee-ha-did-i-chowda? A word native to the penninsula of the bay area which is a way of asking for cocaine. The root "jihadidi-" comes from a spin off of the other bay area native rood "yadidi-". The other half, "chowder" comes from the slang word for cocaine.

"I'm trying to come up on some of that white girl, jihadidichowder?"

by Sherm420 October 18, 2006

Jihad

An extention of the word G. If it is cooler, or more magnificent than being G, it is jihad.

1) Dude that was so G!!!
Nah fool, that was jihad!

2) I look like such a jihad.

by Korvin June 1, 2007