by Lil'BrnDMG July 16, 2018
Get the jihad-teppo mug.When a Muslim disgruntled employee begins subtle sabotage as a from of protest to his superiors, until they give into his/her demands.
- So what are you gonna do?
- Maybe I book appointments the wrong way, maybe I forget some post its, maybe I send wrong emails.
- Dude that's like declaring war on your manager, your problem doesn't sound like its worth the trouble.
- Fixing the good coffee machine is worth any cost. The entire office is united in this.
- The struggle sounds real.
- I like to call it Office Jihad.
- Maybe I book appointments the wrong way, maybe I forget some post its, maybe I send wrong emails.
- Dude that's like declaring war on your manager, your problem doesn't sound like its worth the trouble.
- Fixing the good coffee machine is worth any cost. The entire office is united in this.
- The struggle sounds real.
- I like to call it Office Jihad.
by Ergeron June 27, 2019
Get the Office Jihad mug.Bin Laden: "Durka Muhammed jihad fatwa?"
Terrorist: "Durka durka jihad Muhammed!"
Bin Laden: "Ah, fatwa durka jihad allah?"
Terrorist: "Durka allah jihad fatwa!"
Terrorist: "Durka durka jihad Muhammed!"
Bin Laden: "Ah, fatwa durka jihad allah?"
Terrorist: "Durka allah jihad fatwa!"
by Infinitussy September 13, 2025
Get the Durka Durka Jihad Muhammed mug.The act where one roasts oneself in order to roast another person. This method is very risky and should be used in desperate situations.
Billy - "HAH I just fucked your mom !"
James - "My mom died 2 years ago I didnt know you were into necrophilia"
Billy - "Damn I just got Jihad Roasted"
James - "My mom died 2 years ago I didnt know you were into necrophilia"
Billy - "Damn I just got Jihad Roasted"
by Inwestphilyborn September 30, 2016
Get the Jihad Roast mug.Guy who studies in European Azerbaijan School. Good one but sometimes annoying. Never ever try to enter to an argument with him or he would make anything to make you false. Sometimes he is in severe depression. Can get immediate chooses.
by You know the Bet? November 21, 2021
Get the Jihad mug.its conspiracy theory its suggest that muslims are intentionally move to non muslim countries just to get rid of homosexuality and leading to a gay genocide
by Freloz June 5, 2024
Get the Gay Jihad mug.One of the most power beings in the universe. But only at some times. His mathematical knowledge knows no bounds with his declaration that a ton is 1000 pounds. His favorite beverage is Jameson Thing (he invented it).
by Mikols January 18, 2017
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