Skip to main content

johnson family jewels 

the sack of stones attached to a johnson, the balls on a dick
"ouch, that soccer guy just took one in the johnson family jewels."

--also, every episode of america's funniest videos includes at least one guy getting whacked in the johnson family jewels by a kid with a baseball bat, golf club, a kid swinging at a pinata, or some other predictable manner
johnson family jewels mug front
Get the johnson family jewels mug.
See more merch

drop jewels 

Midas dropped some jewels on me on how to treat my girl.
drop jewels by Jolene February 14, 2005
Related Words

run them jewels 

An expression used when robbing someone to denote the desire that he or she relinquish the jewelry that he or she posses.
Run them jewels nigga! Give me them watches, them rings, and bitch...Give me that motherfuckin' necklace!

family jewels

precious gems responsible for creating all families; i.e. "testicles"
Heather loved to suck his cock while fondling his family jewels.
family jewels by Stephanie6977 September 27, 2011
The word jewbell orinated in winchester (southern england) it describes the penis of a jewish person, who has been circumcised.
- Dont you think that Sam is a jewbell?

- Ofcourse
jewbell by Dan.c June 30, 2006
HI JERELD FROM TSL IF UR SEEING THIS IM A FAN OF U HEHE N LIKE UH YE SO THIS IS FOR U

hes someone with very good morals

And definitely will be very loyal to his partner next time. Hes definitely sexy thats why he need 2 coats of clothes to cover it . Hes very funny and very caring to others and is definitely one of the most favourite friend in his grp👍🏻
eg. Jereld
jereld by geraldineg January 19, 2021

Truck Jewelry 

Large, flashy jewelry. Often referring to gold in the late 1980's or early 1990's.
Scoopin all the girlies numbers with my Truck Jewelry,
Cause I'm a fly brown bother, and ya can't school me - Slick Rick

Six niggas got stuck, and the nigga chain was Truck - Raekwon
Truck Jewelry by J Birddd February 17, 2010