Hit someone's jewel

To kick someone in the balls

I hit someone's jewel today. They yelled "Ow, my balls!"

by Asadefa September 21, 2020

princess gwenevere and the jewel riders

A super girly cartoon series from the mid '90s about three young women who live in the land of Avalon and use magic jewels to protect it. Princess Gwenevere uses the Sun Stone and has a winged unicorn friend named Sunstar, Tamara uses the Heart Stone and has three baby animal friends named Cleo (unicorn), Sugar (dragon), and Spike (panther), and Fallon uses the Moon Stone and has a unicorn friend named Moondance.

The show also launched a decently-sized collection of toys, including several doll sets and a trading card set, despite its lack of popularity due to its time slot and channel changing constantly and bouncing on and off the air.

Did you hear that Princess Gwenevere and the Jewel Riders might be coming out on DVD soon?

by Lady Heartilly June 16, 2008

getting jewel-osco-ed

Two homosexuals having anal sex in public & during the day in the parking lot of the local jewel-osco grocery store.

While in town for the Gay Pride Parade, Eric witnessed two men getting jewel-osco-ed and took video footage on his iPhone.

by spiec July 8, 2009

Do you hope to pluck this dusky jewel

Worst lyric ever heard

Do you hope to pluck this dusky jewel. Hello, I hate you won’t you tell me I’m a shame. Hello I hate you The Doors were so lame.

by WorseThanHitler January 8, 2021

Big Jewell

A really fat lard who likes to eat only cupcakes.

Wow look he has a cupcake he must be a Big Jewell.

by Vivo Lasso February 26, 2017

Crown Jewel

The absolute very best of something. Typically, an adjective that refers to something that is the best it can possibly be based on qualities of being exceptional or nothing but the best.

My professor is the crown jewel of the English department; she's the very best and the most knowledgeable.
The Vespa Granturismo Vintage is the crown jewel of scooters.
Jordans are the crown jewel of the sneaker world.

by juxtapositionofsouls May 14, 2024

Jewel

The name itself hold power as its value is immaculate, Jewel is the most caring, the most beautiful girl u can find anywhere, she will make sure you are happy and fine, she is the most bold girl you will ever find, she will protect u at your worst times.

Jewel is my bum 😎

by Dictionair November 22, 2021