Jeremy

He normally has the biggest and hairiest fucking dick and he is really dirty minded and he normally likes girls called Emily. Usually he masturbates and pretends he is with Emily.

Jeremy: Do you want to see my boner it’s so fucking big!!!

Emily: Lemme try it out

Jeremy: Hell yea

by quber_ March 3, 2019

Jeremy

A childish man. Lives with his parents long after age 30. Most likely has a child but will fail as a real dad. If you come across a Jeremy be warned.

Hate to be like Jeremy over there.

by pickle1987 January 25, 2013

Jeremy

A vaginal secretion of epic proportions, usually smells and tastes like bloated camel guts

she had to wear a pad when she felt a jeremy coming on, a tampon would not suffice.

by darkinthepants April 11, 2011

Jeremy

Cheap shot after a game or round has ended.

Dude after I pulled off my mask I got jeremyed in the face!

by shinygolden god December 2, 2010

Jeremy

An asshole with a small penis. Known for dating black chicks. A piece of shit.

(Also known as the quarter inch killer)

I took a Jeremy yesterday.

by BA mofo November 19, 2014

Jeremy

A cute boy who is also a player . He breaks girls hearts . And he does stuff to people that he doesn't want to be done to him . He tries to make girls that really like him jealous .

Omgg ! You cheated on her bro ? Your being such a Jeremy !

by /thetruth/ March 15, 2017

Jeremy

a Perry the platypus loving douche bag. Jeremy's can never make their own dinner plans and rely on others to do so for them. Rather play FIFA than hangout with others. Loves to change mind often.

Jackie "Did you hear about the new transfer student?"
Sam "Yeah the one who transferred out of Culinary school?"
Jackie "His name is Jeremy right?"
Sam "What a bra strap!"

by seventeenthirtyeight December 18, 2015