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Jewish overdrive

To save gas by putting your car into neutral (or depressing the clutch) and turning off the ignition.

CAUTION: When driving a carbureted car down a long hill in Jewish overdrive, do not let out the clutch with the car in gear, then later turn on the ignition. If you do this, the engine will backfire. The longer you go before turning on the ignition, the more violent the backfire. Unless you're running glasspack mufflers, you can blow off your exhaust system.

Compare to Okie overdrive.
Schlomo Bender tried to save two bucks worth of gas by putting his Jew Canoe into Jewish overdrive as he drove down Pikes Peak. But he burned out his brakes and drove over the cliff instead.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
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jewish standard time (JST)

Hey Dick head,you are late! Are you running JST or sumthing
by Zack Taylor June 28, 2004
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Lazy Ass Mother Fucking Jewish Wanna Be Nigger

A white person who is lazy and cheats his or her way through life. They also are extremely cheap with money and always ask other people for rides everywhere. These white people also make it there mission in life to be as close to a Nigger as possible without Actually being black.
"dude Tisza is such a Lazy Ass Mother Fucking Jewish Wanna Be Nigger.
by Dudeman56 November 6, 2011
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Jewish Corndog

when a girl sucks your dick in the car, while parents are in the car
She gave me a jewish corndog on the way home from the beach and my mom didn't even notice!
by sogooone November 1, 2010
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Jewish person

I’m a Jewish person and I really like to eat bagels.
by Bagels are good for u November 12, 2020
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half-Jewish

A non-Jewish person with a Jewish father and a Gentile mother.

This is in contrast to someone with a Jewish mother and a Gentile father who, despite being genetically "half-Jewish," is Jewish according to Jewish law. Traditional Jewish law recognizes a unique relationship between a Jewish father and his half-Jewish child but does not consider the child to be a Jew.
The song took artistic license, as Goldie Hawn is Jewish (despite practicing Budism), while Paul Newman actually was half-Jewish.
by Mahus October 20, 2012
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Jewish piñata

a scrotum which hangs through a rip or tear in pants
Rich should buy some new sweat pants because we can see his Jewish piñata from here.
by M Smoov July 15, 2009
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