Jank

The pop music sub-genre known as Jank music, or "a guitar melting pot of genres to make one.”

“Select subgeneres of pop such as the guitar-driven "Jank" subgenre have consciously reversed the trend toward homogenization by combining elements from world and classical music into more traditional pop structures.”

by celaur January 22, 2017

janks

colloquial slang equivalent to "and stuff" when added to the end of a sentence.

I had to go to work, the post office, the banks, and janks. I was busy.

by anne June 23, 2004

Jank Step

Mediocre Canadian techno. Often peppered with bad synth plugins and improper arrangement. Constantly refuses to employ the use of advanced digital recording techniques. Repeated use of claps and un-required hi-hats.

Girl 1: Hey i heard JPEG is headling "Jank Fest"
Girl 2: Whats "Jank Fest?"
Girl 1: Its a Jank Step music festival
Girl 2: Oh well OMJ should be headlining then.
Dave: Does anyone have pants ?

by Jankfest March 9, 2011

janko'd

To get absolutely drunk (usually off of hard liquor). Below the drunken state of feeling sick.
This term derives from the first name of Serbian tennis player Janko Tipsarevic

Mike: Yo, what's up with your buddy?
Geoffrey: He's absolutely janko'd. He had way to many jager bombs tonight.

by RuhruuuuRommers October 26, 2011

Jankidy Bitch

A dumbass female who think she slick by trying to get over on u when she lies about being a dirty whore

Fuck Jasmin! That dirty whore is a stupid ass jankidy bitch! I hate that nasty hoe!

by Jankidy Bitch by P.J. Dickerdo June 4, 2018

Jankly

When something is done in a janky or inferior way.

The cover-up was done jankly

by Cheetahfalcon June 12, 2018

Jank

An action or motion that combines the devastating kinetic forces of simultaneous jerking and yanking to a vital audio cable or cord, almost exclusively a 3.5mm audio signal cable connected to a personal audio listening or communication device, or a stereo input jack - detrimentally affecting its performance and is usually a total loss of all audio functionality for the hapless user. Often, loss of self control or irrationality immediately take place; and commonly, self-blame, self-abuse, blood-letting sex rituals, or even long-term insanity can follow in the wake of these unsettling incidents. Usually, janking occurs accidentally by the user themselves or by the extreme carelessness (or abuse) by other people or misuse of their property. A truly modern epidemic that knows no bounds and does not descriminate against age, race, spiritual beliefs, time, lifestyle, sexuality, location, hygiene, physics, uncertainty principles, or moral codes; even Karma appears to have no connection to this anomaly. These actions tragically result in the potential total loss of millions of wired headphones and headsets across the globe each year. It strikes with no warning or predictor. Saddest of all, the victims are left to cope without the usage of these millions of perfectly decent working everyday headphones - rendered useless and are lost in an instant.

*DirtyDick: Hello? Why are you calling my phone now dude.... !?
*Loves2Splooge: Oh my FUCKING god, well my stupid bitch girlfriend just walked by and accidentally fucking JANKED my headset right off my head... and now it’s fucked man..! I can’t hear OR talk to you guys now. She said she didn’t even notice my cord at all and said it’s not her fault for janking it because she didn’t even see it, and that they ought to be jank-proof by this day and age! My $220 headset is tits, I’m done for the night?

by FenixRisen December 14, 2018