the hottest person to ever live
practically oozes baddie energy
the best cowboy ever
he even plays the guitar
the top marrige appeal
practically oozes baddie energy
the best cowboy ever
he even plays the guitar
the top marrige appeal
by frgfogtotakethepizzaouttheoven October 23, 2023
Is one of the best kind of people to meet... He is very loyal and makes anyone laugh. He can also get flirty and very, very fun to play any kind of game with
by Mooseplayz 27 August 27, 2017
Don't bring your wife around him, no wife can resist his fat cock. it's not his fault, it's the wives fault. A player a heartbreaker and will steal your car. He likes naps, money and drugs.
This guy stole my car today but I saw him at the 711 buying bread, peanut butter and jelly. So I confronted him about my car and he apologized and told me his name was Javier Jurado-Jurado and convinced me to go to his place, so I did, I said I would not fuck hi and he said ok, but we got to his place and he pulled out his cock and I couldn't resist! my husband called while I was riding his cock, I just laughed and kept fucking him, it didn't bother me at all even though I should have felt guilty, he had some power over me...or maybe it was just that dick? We left and before I noticed, he took off in my car again!
by Cakencock March 24, 2024
His girlfriend has to kiss him on the lips if she doesn't he will not talk to her for the rest of the day on December 12
by Xxxjavierbad December 11, 2019
His girlfriend has to kiss him on the lips on December 12th kiss javi no if ands or buts and if you dont he will not talk to you for the rest of the day.
by Xxxjavierbad December 11, 2019
by Jacksonismysecondname August 20, 2021
A torture method which involves knocking out a persons teeth and then making them perform fellatio on your male part.
When Osama Bin Laden was captured, he would not give up information so the soldiers gave him the Javier Mendez
by JavierMendez February 16, 2025