Jared

The worst fortnite player in the world

Omg! Kaelan is so much better than Jared in Fortnite

by A random eliete member February 11, 2019

Jared

Jared is a person who does two things
1. Becomes a pedophile
2. Cheats on his wife

Person 1: Have you heard of the Jared subway man and projared
Person 2: Aren't they both pedophiles
Person 1: yep

by Toxicdue May 20, 2019

Jared

The best guy you will ever meet. Has a dick longer than a snake. You could tie someone up with it. The funniest person ever and dates weird girls though.

God let me fuck Jared

by ur mom is my gf January 28, 2023

Jared

To be a dope.

Don't be a Jared!

by Tarzana-Truth October 20, 2017

Jared

Big dick nigga

I would definitely let Jared fuck

by Hugechode November 29, 2018

Jared

He is a big dick of a person , he tends to play with people on purpose, and jerks off to his mom more times then counted

" hey when it comes to guys I don't wanna be a Jared ."

by Echo_nunya February 25, 2017

jared

A little man with curly hair and silent farts because his asshole is stretched who loves sucking dick and getting spin roasted by two hair fat men

Woah Jared you had a 3 some with 2 guy and now your farts are silent??? Wow, you’re such a Jared.

by John1199 August 30, 2019