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Jared

have you heard about Jared? i heard he has a 12 incher
by crazy wild niqqa May 4, 2019
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Jared is a person who does two things
1. Becomes a pedophile
2. Cheats on his wife
Person 1: Have you heard of the Jared subway man and projared
Person 2: Aren't they both pedophiles
Person 1: yep
by Toxicdue May 20, 2019
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Jared's a little bitch
by YESMAM#))) August 27, 2019
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A little man with curly hair and silent farts because his asshole is stretched who loves sucking dick and getting spin roasted by two hair fat men
Woah Jared you had a 3 some with 2 guy and now your farts are silent??? Wow, you’re such a Jared.
by John1199 August 30, 2019
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Don't be a Jared!
by Tarzana-Truth October 20, 2017
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Jared, the inside section of the urethra, when red hot it shall burn. When struck with tissue it vibrates like the pussy he is
Did you see fkn frank today, we had being such a Jared
by Frank certain April 20, 2018
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A 19 year old who never fucking learned how to read
what up, I'm jared, I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read.
by doesanyonevenusethisanymore March 11, 2018
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