jank

replacement for fuck, or jack off

I janked my stank.
I janked that ho in her stank.

by stonkinator April 14, 2003

jank

let me play with yo dick a lil bit

He said jank, "let me play with yo dick a lil bit."

by bacardi apple April 13, 2009

jank

When Jason quickly removes a pillow from behind Jerome's head without waking him up

"Tim licked me and then my pillow got Janked!"

by The kids at the party (Jason Lauren Kevin Jerome Tim Bill Jesse Amanda Michelle) January 5, 2004

jank

The opposite of dank. When something is totally unkind, and full of hate instead of love. Bad things.

Hippie 1: "I was in the lot after a phish show and some dude stole my wallet."

Hippie 2: "Brother, that is some jank ass shit."

Hippie 1: "Totally!"

by Fenway Nickel September 11, 2003

jank

To drink yourself to death with alcoholic beverages.

John is going to jank himself. He just went to the liquor store, bought 24 gallons of vodka, and he is heading to a cabin in the woods to drink that shit until he dies.

by scootersunshine February 3, 2010

jank

when something is ridiculous or wrong

That referee was totally jank.

by squeeble1234 June 24, 2011

jank

Part of the mank-jank-skank-rank-gank scale of just how bad something is. All are negative terms.

gank is worse than
rank is worse than
skank is worse than
jank is worse than
mank

I bowled like a pile of jank.

by James Keenan May 30, 2006