Jackassery

A person who thinks he is all that and perfect, when in reality he is a extremely controlling maniac bent on destroying the lives of any one he befriends. He has no self restraint and is a giant rolling pile of douche

Him: I got high today

Me: that's nice, i thought about it but didnt

Him: WHAT!? you thought about getting high that is the most stupid horrible thing you could do you fucking retarded dumb ass!!!

Me: ...You just said you got high.

Him: I lied, just to see what stupid piece of shit you would come up with.

Me: You sir, are full of jackassery.

by GameShowHostOnThePriceIsRight May 12, 2011

jackassaful

Used to describe a noun that is unpredictably stupid.

Dude you TV show is so stupid.
No it is jackassaful.

by Gillz96 October 29, 2011

jackassed

A person becomes the willing or unwilling victim of a physically painful prank OR the person plans and executes a physically painful prank on another person. Jackass, joke, prank, pain, injury, Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Steve-O, Chris Pontius, Wee Man, Ryan Dunn, Jeff Tremain, Dave England, Preston Lacy, Ehren McGhehey

My brother jackassed me Saturday morning. He slid down the stairs on his surf board as I was going up the steps and knocked me off my feet. What a jerk!

by joecoolthefool August 21, 2016

Jackass

A male ass which is a type of donkey. This includes donkeys, asses,burros, mules and miniature donkeys. Not including jennets or hinnies

The Somali wild ass is critically endangered but under no threat of extinction. There are plenty of jackasses to keep the population up

by Animal info March 3, 2017

jackass

ricardo gonzalez

wow he’s such a “ ricardo gonzalez “ aka jackass.

by milkyyyywaaaaysss May 31, 2018

Jackass Love

when two people instantly bond or get along from joking around or being idiots

boy 1: did you see how mary and susan immediately clicked?
boy 2: thats jackass love right there man

by hihowdyheygreetingssalutations January 29, 2019

Jackassing Around

Taking a very roundabout way to get somewhere or to accomplish something.

I was late to the party because I was jackassing around trying to avoid the traffic jam.

by Shadshad June 18, 2019