Nob Jacket

A nob jacket . It is a condom or a "Jonny"

He put the nob jacket firmly around his throbbing cock

by CatsCanTwerk February 20, 2015

Forgeting Your Jacket at The Party

Finishing up after sex and suddenly realizing you pulled out without the condom.

Then followed by 'THE DRYCLEANER' (See Def.)

"Man, I must've had really bad drunken sex with that chick last night. I even Forgeting Your Jacket at The Party.
...had to use the ol' 'drycleaner' to fish it out!

by KA551 November 15, 2007

Put A Jacket On

To calm down, fuck off, stop being a prick, or anything of the sort.

Lucas: "Rob was getting pissed at Jim so I told him to put a jacket on"
James: "Good call"

by Douey December 9, 2008

Liquid Jacket

1) This phrase refers to the effect alcohol gives to one's tolerance to the cold. It is more commonly used in the colder states. Using this phrase, one is saying that the alcohol is providing all the warmth one needs to go outside into the cold, without needing a real jacket.

2) It also can be used to mean that one is so plastered that any and all bad weather can be ignored.

1) Guy 1: Dude, it's hovering around -10 degrees out there...don't you want to grab your jacket?

Guy 2: S'all good man, I already have my liquid jacket on.

2) Girl 1: It's pouring out there! Where's your jacket?

Girl 2: It's ok, I brought my liquid jacket with me.

by Union T December 7, 2006

Green Jacket

A female who has the following characteristics:
(NOTE: It can be just one of them not all of them.)

A. Prude
B. Stays out of trouble
C. Plays sports
D. Gets good grades
E. Plays by the rules and listens to parents

In other words just a goody two shoes who doesnt like to have fun! This originated in Nebraska when girls on the soccer team would wear Green Jackets.

Dan: Hey Tom!

Tom: Yo dan what you doin tonight?

Dan: I dunno probably nothing I have to be to bed by nine.

Tom: LAWLZORZ! What are you a green jacket?

by hotshotsuperstar67832 July 15, 2009

ass jacket

For the love of all things sacred, it certainly isn't what that other guy wrote. Holy shit.

My name is not a form of gay sex.

by AssJacket January 26, 2005

The Jacket Surprise

The act of shitting/vomiting/pissing and or ejaculating into a jacket/jumper, then throwing it on to an unsuspecting peer, spreading bodily fluids on their face.

woah man, i gave my girlfriend the jacket surprise after she blew me last night!

by Hercules G. Rockefeller March 19, 2011