The biggest bitch out there. She most likely will lie to you and cheat on you because she is a cum sucker
by HandleNutSac February 1, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. Person 1: *fake hits Jordan
Jordan: Bro that hurt say sorry
Person 1: What? that did not hurt
Jordan: Yes it did how are you going to tell me
Jordan: Bro that hurt say sorry
Person 1: What? that did not hurt
Jordan: Yes it did how are you going to tell me
by DIO THE NONHERO January 14, 2020
Get the jordanmug. an absolute fucking mongoloid who grabs the diamond pickaxe, runs into the nether, and dies. like an ape. literally a pile of shit, flies SWARM to him.
"Oh you know Jordan?"
"Yeah, he's like retarded,"
"Yeah, the downies could have used his extra chromies."
"Yeah, he's like retarded,"
"Yeah, the downies could have used his extra chromies."
by FuckingToxicGarbage January 20, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. A:That baby stinks!
B:must be a jordan
Nurse:We found the baby in the toilet
Doctor:must be a jordon
B:must be a jordan
Nurse:We found the baby in the toilet
Doctor:must be a jordon
by newfie October 23, 2006
Get the Jordanmug. A Jordan is a name of a person usually a male but can be a female's name. The male Jordon is mostly known for their ignorance and a profound lack of mental quickness, Jordans tend to engage in multiple relationships with emotionally and mentally unstable women who are usually taken. Jordans will cheat on their partners with taken women on the internet, show their tiny dicks to any women that will give them the time of day.
"Girl 1: He said I was his drug and he was addicted to me"
"Girl 2 : He uses corny sayings to get women he's a total Jordan"
"Girl 2 : He uses corny sayings to get women he's a total Jordan"
by Randybobany January 30, 2017
Get the Jordanmug. shoes endorsed by the best basketball player of all time. much respect to mike but ... they are way overrated. they are pretty ugly. they have played-out style. they don't impress anyone besides other jordan posers. if they weren't jordans, then nobody would ever buy them. air jordans are a waste of money for those posers and hypebeasts who have no style.
Sneakerhead: oh ya, son! my mom gave me her cradit crd so i jus bot a 3rd a pair of IV's!!!11
Hypebeast: dats awesome!!!!!@@ so you pretty much got the same thing but a difrent color????
Sneakerhead: dam rite!!!@!!!2
Hypebeast: u r 2 kooool! i luv jordansss!
Sneakerhead: inorite!
Girl: You guys are lame...
Hypebeast: dats awesome!!!!!@@ so you pretty much got the same thing but a difrent color????
Sneakerhead: dam rite!!!@!!!2
Hypebeast: u r 2 kooool! i luv jordansss!
Sneakerhead: inorite!
Girl: You guys are lame...
by elaine!!!! April 13, 2008
Get the jordansmug. by swagyomom June 25, 2018
Get the Jordanmug.