joey

your local retard.

joey is too stupid to get into UCSD

by joey021 March 22, 2019

Joey

An Australian term for a homosexual man who is unpleasantly fat and un-attractive.

Girl: Seeing a Joey at the club last night almost made me want to turn lesbian.

by H00chymama January 14, 2008

Joey

Joey is a faggot with foot fetish who spends his life playing fucking rocket league because he is gay and he is scared to kiss girls because he is a walking bacteria cell

You smell like a joey

by Stampeydude83 November 18, 2018

joey

Slang for chewing tobacco. picture the tobacco as the baby "joey" kangaroo and you are the mother...you set the joey in the pouch between your lip and gums and enjoy its presence.

I need a Joey right now

Wheres my Joey?

by Please Use December 29, 2010

Joey

1.Baby kangaroo
2.Duck lover

1. A joey just popped out of that kangaroo!
2.Yea what can i say, I am a joey.

by Ducklover February 14, 2006

Joey

A person who is not well liked, or has no friends, but chooses to follow people around as if they were his friends

Dude, i hope joey doesn't sit with us again.

by anonymous November 18, 2017

joey

An annoying Ginger that drinks too much ginger ale, and lives in a tavern. This kid is a fucking pain in the ass, he think's he's cool and strong but really he's not. If your friends with this monstrosity you should fuck him up and put him in his place. Also so should get some better friends than that albino piece of shit joey.

"dude. Don't be a joey!"

by NiggaTony123 March 1, 2019