When punishing your girlfriend (preferably polish) from behind, you withdraw your wet dink, and using stealth, replace it with a light saber. Now she can help to fight evil.
by PolishBikeride23 October 11, 2006
epic heros in the fictional tale of Star Wars, also known as the greatest movie ever. in order to be a jedi knight you need the following:
-a kickass lightsaber
-the ability to use and sense the force
-read and alter others thoughts
-define gravity
-levitate objects
-a kickass lightsaber
-the ability to use and sense the force
-read and alter others thoughts
-define gravity
-levitate objects
"All I have left to learn is the power to levitate objects and I will be the most kickass jedi knight ever!"
by beachbum089 May 30, 2005
Code for talking about GDIs in front, and/or behind them.
See: GDI, God Damn Independent
Total Bro-Hater
See: GDI, God Damn Independent
Total Bro-Hater
by Bro(ski)2013 March 08, 2010
I was so cold the other day I had to cut open and jedi-bag my buddy's tauntaun, which I may add smelled way worse on the inside.
by get him dad October 25, 2011
by rabidinfest November 17, 2007
by free fall July 31, 2011
Verb (usually inding in ING)
To use passive aggressive tactics while someone dumb is on the other end of the phone in the hopes that they will eventually hang up. Tactics include silence, sighing, not responding, saying you don't know what they are talking about, etcetera.
To use passive aggressive tactics while someone dumb is on the other end of the phone in the hopes that they will eventually hang up. Tactics include silence, sighing, not responding, saying you don't know what they are talking about, etcetera.
I picked up my co-workers phone to find that my boss was calling her about something. He said something dumb and I didn't want to hear it, so I phone jedi-ed him until he hung up.
by phone jedi September 22, 2011