Collateral Gifting

When you buy someone a gift because you're secretly getting it for yourself.

Dad: I just bought the kids a puppy for Christmas.
Mom: Both you and I know you're collateral gifting, honey.

by TheWizardOfMeh August 15, 2017

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Gift Bag

A nut sack

Dude! She just kicked me in my gift bag!

by Huggies December 19, 2022

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The Gift of the Magi

A touching and moving short story by O. Henry that has stood the test of time as a poetic example of sacrificial love.

P: Have you read that book called The Gift of the Magi?
A: Yeah, that is one of the purest demonstrations of true love.

by anongirl456 September 19, 2020

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host gift

A gift given to the host of a party as a gesture of thanks for their invitation.

Can include items such as flowers, a bottle of wine or food.

I can't forget to take a host gift when I'm going over for dinner with the in-laws!

by mooooonlight April 06, 2017

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Piss Gifted

The ability to perform amazing feats and or be charismatic only while drunk.

I was always amazed with my musical abilities, in that, I could spontaneously make up humorous lyrics for country songs in real time...especially when I was drunk. Turns out its so formulaic that any moron can do it. DAMN!! I thought I was piss gifted

by GlobalMessenger January 09, 2015

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