Inverted Melon Baller

When a girl is upside down and you titty fuck her while she licks/sucks at your balls.

Sheila fell asleep upside down on the couch so I had an inverted melon baller.

by DTGaaz October 22, 2009

The Inverter

When engaged with a woman standing up you quickly spin her 180 degrees so she is doing a handstand while still in her. Made famous by Kai Kishi.

1:OMG!! Kai did the inverter to me last night!!
2:Me too!!

by Sneaux April 30, 2008

Inversely proportional

The opposite to directly proportional. A mathematical relationship between two things that can be given by the equation y = k/x, where k is a constant value.
In other words, as one increases, the other decreases by the same amount.

Produces a sloped curve going downwards to a plateau with an x- axis asymptote.

The speed of an object is inversely proportional to the time taken to travel the distance.

by Mickey_G_ February 26, 2021

inverted turk

To perform analingus upon oneself.

In the extended outtakes for the Lassie television show, Lassie can be seen performing the inverted turk at many junctures.

by roy a miller March 26, 2008

Inverted Traffic Cones

Female legs that are big in the ass & hips but taper down to scrawny calves. Often found with high-heeled shoes on the end of them, belonging to a woman who really doesn't need to be wearing that mini-skirt.

A: Check out the badonkadonk butt on that ho in the dark slacks. I would definitely tap that.

B: Not so fast. I saw her out last night at the club and she was sportin' a pair of Inverted Traffic Cones.

by BeeGeeA January 18, 2010

Inverted Okie

When a farmer boy performs analingus at the bottom of a grain silo.

That Jeff gave me a right good rimjob last night! It was quite the inverted Okie back at his farm.

by venuscameback August 14, 2016

Inverness, FL

A speck of shit in the black hole that is, Citrus County. Quite possibly the 7th Circle of Hell. Where old people go to torture the youth and haunt them after they've passed away in their fancy double wide while watching Murder She Wrote, eating a TV dinner, and yelling at a cat they thought they saw pass their screened window. Where the younger people destroy what's there then complain about how shitty it is and everyone's parents are sleeping with everyone else's parents.

However, you can find the young and old mingling on the common grounds of Coaches, The Loft, and High Octane. The only establishments worth a damn in the whole God forsaken county and what are they? Bars. Beautiful "Get me fucked up" watering holes. But beware of herpes and the clap.

GO CANES!

I hate you and wish the worst for you. Go to Inverness, FL.

by Eric0311 September 23, 2017