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Invega

A medication a psychiatrist gives you if he/she doesn't like you or has a gripe against you. It's basically throwing you down a well and closing it permanently to "fix" whatever issue you were having. Prepare to gain 30+ in a couple months and to never be able to achieve a natural erection ever again. Side effects will include losing all your friends, never leaving the house, complete genital numbness and involuntary celibacy. Your penis will shrivel up and die, never to be used again even after taking this injection even just one time. No matter how in-shape you are, your muscles will become weak and you'll find no reason to keep working out even if you have been doing it for years. Everywhere you go, everything that you do, you feel the dead shriveled meat in your pants. It would be like getting out of an ice cold pool 24/7. You will never get morning wood ever again. Prepare to give up on all of your future plans, your job, your sex life, and your love life. Your instinct to impress anyone will completely vanish. You will forget what being horny feels like.
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You: I just got into an argument with my psychiatrist and he ordered that I take invega injections.
Me: Did you do it?

You: Yes

6 months later

Me: hey I haven't heard from you in a while are you good?

9 months later:

Me: hey everything alright?
by PinheadLarry12385 September 13, 2022
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Pork Invader

Noun & Verb Phrase.

A Person with unparalleled PIG ignorance whom attempts to drown out logic and reason with uneducated negative waffle - They can never evolve.
The Pork Invader proceeded to engage in a futile attempt of infiltrating the interesting debate between old friends with his nonsense and unjust slander.
by suigeneris September 11, 2013
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Office Space Invader

Anyone at work who has no respect for your office space, usually a co-worker, who will "invade" your cubicle or any other office space without permission to "borrow" office supplies that they themselves have run out of, or they just want to snoop and say that they're looking for something that they've lost.
Joni: Hmmm, Troy isn't in his cubicle, let me see what he's up to so I can report it and feel like i'm doing something important.

Troy: "Excuse me, can I help you?"

Joni: "Oh, Troy, I didn't see you there." "I was just looking for something"

Troy: "Well, did you find it?"

Joni: "Ummm, no, I guess it isn't here." "It must be someplace else, see you later."

Troy: "That Joni is such an office space invader!"
by Jachzehn July 25, 2010
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the communists have invaded the funhouse

Don't bother Sylvia today. I think the communists have invaded the funhouse.
by Panicgirlsmiles July 1, 2015
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They’re invading my gym

A sentence used by Nori when people go into his gym therefore making him say they’re invading my gym
someone call 207 they’re invading my gym!
by Clumzy_v2 April 8, 2019
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Free From Invaded Day

July 3rd is the anniversary of all the people who left Invadedlands, whether because of the drama or because it was toxic.
"Happy Free From Invaded Day, Paul!"
"You too! Can't believe it's been a year."
by lolmynameisfred7 July 3, 2021
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