Infected

Infected is a person who is a clown and in severe cases considered the whole circus

Infected: Hey everyone!
Literally everyone: lmao rart clown (laughing).

by PimpShagger69 October 13, 2019

Federal state viral respiratory infection

A virus with the characteristics of being (a) fake as your mother in laws tiddys (b) as big as the mask it will take to cover Derek's triple chins and nose at the same time deeming it effective and (c) as contagious as Wade's bullshit

Derek has federal state viral respiratory infection (fsvri), at least his imagination works- too bad he doesn't.

by 69kisses January 5, 2020

Danish Ear Infection

While she's sleeping, snort up a nasty nosebleed loogie, then gently spit it into her ear. After that, pop a load on top of her ear like icing on a Danish and VOILA! The Danish Ear Infection

Man I did a bunch of coke last night and had a nosebleed, I couldn't sleep either so I gave that chick The Danish Ear Infection and bailed out there....

by Vice420 August 20, 2020

holly and the yeast infection

The act of looking your mother dead in the face mid panic attack telling her you have a yeast infection after being broken up with

Oh did you hear about that girl

Yeah I heard she had to tell the story of holly and the yeast infection last night

by Anneboleynpan1522 September 7, 2020

Blaise infection

An illness contracted by a coworker whom refuses to take medication or seek medical treatment when ill. Therefore spreading it to everyone else.

That dirty dicking fucktard i work with is severly ill and gave me blaise infection!

by Yupsidid October 1, 2017

eye infection

An Irish lad who uses ketchup on every sort of food.

That guy in mcdonalds is using ketchup on his milkshake! I can't believe there are eye infections in Ireland.

by Bean farmer with a family June 16, 2017

yeast infection

What happens when you don't brush your teeth before doing oral.

Sarah got a yeast infection because of her boyfriend's poor hygiene.

by fagatron92 May 6, 2018