National Numb Index

The average time it take the nation to become numb towards a recent tragedy or event.

"Nothing on the news about the kid they killed 3 days ago" - National Numb Index is down to 2.5 days

by Izzums October 19, 2015

Rage Quit Index (RQI)

The score provided by the remaining members of a game or group, after a butt-hurt member departs with a Rage Quit. Typically a 1-10 scale, with 1 being low, and 10 being high. Scores are subjective, but based on the veracity and vitriol of the departing member.

Butt Hurt: This Facebook group used to be great, but all of you racist, homophobic, misogynistic, fascist, and xenophobic assholes have made it unbearable! I hope you all get cancer and die!

Remaining Member: Rage Quit Index (RQI) = 2/10. Quite a cliché since the #2016Election. Needs to get some original material , but at least they we're passionate.

by Dozer4Miller January 20, 2017

Jimmy Carter Index

A male's way of describing his horniness in semi-mathematical, yet retrofit, electric feel terms. Usually refers to how likely he is to spot women out in public places and "lust in his heart" after them, a la Jimmy Carter's notorious and groundbreaking interview in Playboy Magazine. Unlike "beer goggles," the Jimmy Carter Index refers to one's tendency to lust after co-workers, media figures, and "random passers by" in a non-inebriated state, during broad daylight.

"Dude, that new prescription for my contacts is really freaking me out cuz I'm seein' tits and ass where they shouldn't even exist--I'm running high on the Jimmy Carter Index!"

by Solanas69 February 24, 2019

whatthefuckshouldimakefordinner.com/index.php

LESSEN YOUR FAMILY'S SHAME WITH SOME FUCKING

MUSHROOM MERLOT BURGER

I DON'T FUCKING LIKE THAT.

I DON'T FUCKING EAT MEAT.

whatthefuckshouldimakefordinner.com/index.php

by Gn Leumassy March 15, 2022

indexing

The act of constantly refreshing or updating a platform of discussion, in search of any and all new additions.

Man, I was so bored last night. I was indexing that forum from 10 til 2.

by smurphy_UK February 16, 2008

OSI (Operating System Index)

OSI (Operating System Index) A method to determine the level of geekiness or nerdom in an individual using the number of operating systems they use.

Larry: Lewis has so many damn computer gadgets.
Bill: I know, right? What's his OSI (Operating System Index) then?
Larry: 6

by daygzzz November 4, 2012

SCROGGABILITY INDEX

the criteria that dictates whether or not a girl is scroggable (fuckable).
I guess it's all in the eye of the beholder.

That chick in the mall with the inch and a half nipples punching holes through her blouse and buns of steel definitely ranks the highest on my scroggability index.

by weave March 27, 2003