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Insanity SMP

The Insanity SMP. It's Hardcore Minecraft! But everyone has unique superpowers. And today, YOU, the viewer, get the chance to join! If you would like to join the Insanity SMP, make a video using this sound. The video should include: things about you, what you want your powers on the SMP to be, your Microsoft account name... And in addition (it's not necessary but it boosts your chances of getting in), pictures of things you've done in Minecraft, and your Minecraft skin. Anyways, I can't wait to see what everyone has to offer; and I wish everyone the best of luck getting in the SMP.
by The insanity SMP March 3, 2023
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KAI(Kinda Always Insane) Syndrome

The KAI(Kinda Always Insane) syndrome is extremely common amongst high school and middle school students around the world. It is commonly found amongst students in the IB curriculum however it has been proven that anyone can be diagnosed with this syndrome. The KAI Syndrome is generally a behavioral syndrome in which a student is obsessed with achieving high grades. This obsession can result in lack of sleep, extreme stress, and violent hitting.

Symptoms Include:

1. Rapid and Random Jumping
2. Rapid Blinking
3. Violent hitting
4. Constant Sleep Deprival

5. Headaches
6. A voice in your head saying you're not good enough
7. Constantly restarting projects
8. Regular Allnighters
9. Randomly screaming "Work!"
10. Randomly laughing
11. Cramming literally everything till the last millisecond
12. Freaking out at literally everything
13. Immense competitiveness
14. Debating with teachers for scores
15. Paranoia with classmates
16. Anger at unproductivity
17. Depression
18. Emotionally detached

Treatments include:
1. Sleeping
2. Not giving a shit
3. Accepting you're not good enough
4. Studies have shown baking surprisingly helps
*Kai walks into his classroom in the morning, his eyes have bags, he looks extremely unhealthy.
Leo: Woah man you don't look that good. What happened
Kai: I restarted my history project and didn't sleep.
Leo: Why? You already finished that a week ago?
Kai: Ya, but it was so crap.
Leo: Okay man. Suit yourself
Kai: We need to start our math project
Leo: That's due next month
*Kai begins to blink rapidly, and jumps up and down, and hits Leo violently
Kai: WORK! WORK! WORK!
Leo: Woah man! Ouch! Ouch! Have you been checked for KAI(Kinda Always Insane) Syndrome?
by Ovendid April 11, 2019
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Among Us insanity

A very severe mental illness contracted from playing way too much Among Us. Once you have contracted this illness, your entire perception of reality starts to change. Typical symptoms include, but are not limited to:
-General mistrust towards peers and everyone

-Tendency to call everyone sus
-Pretending to do something when in fact you're doing something else
-Lying to others all the time
After playing hours of among us for the past week, Rob developed Among Us insanity.
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insanity

The true person inside of us. The person we hide because were to embarassed to show it in public.
It's insane that people are quoting "Insanity is when you do something over and over and expect different results."-Albert Enstien, yet you find people keep saying it over and over in this definition.
by EATHAMEATSHAM December 12, 2016
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Batshit Insane

by theropissed March 17, 2009
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Insane Clown Posse

Two Assholes Clowns who think its cool to
Rap about killing and other creepy shit.
(Insane Clown Posse):Dead bodies, dead bodies all over the street
Fifty-five, sixty-five bodies at least
I hang with the stiffs till the break of dawn
I'm always finding bodies when I'm mowing the lawn
Drag em in the house, throw em in the oven
Wicked clown lovin that dead body gloven
Tastes like chicken finger lickin deep fried
I ate a dead body, but don't tell, I lied
I just ate my first dead body last week
by Jaqub January 9, 2008
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Insane Clown Posse

A "rap" group whose raps consist mainly of curse words. They have a cult following, almost religious like, called Juggalos/Juggalettes/Juggahoes who believe when they die they will go to "Shangri-La," a ficticious place that nobody normal would even want to go to because it would be defiled with a bunch of 13 year old kids whose brains can't comprehend more than the word "fuck."
13 year old kid: Insane Clown Posse. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, fuck. Fuck fuck, fuck fuck fuck. Fuck. FUCK! Fuck fuck fuck.
12.5 year old kid: Fuck fuck, fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
by robart the gr8 November 6, 2006
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