Paint the Flamingos

To projectile vomit on the person sitting across from you.
Oii, check out Tim. He's so smashed that he's guna paint the Flamingos
by YeeWhoMemes November 29, 2019
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Reject Paint

The paint at the back of the store that the costumer didn't want because the custom paint wasn't created to costumers liking or the costumer changed their mind.

Reject paint is usually cheap.
Jill: Hey what color is your room?
Lisa: I don't know, it's reject paint.
by Cici Crow July 03, 2009
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Painted the mustache

A cheeks to cheeks passing of gas straight over the face of some unsuspecting victim.
Sitting relaxing and all unawares, Casey suddeny took a massive methane face load when bean-powered Baily spun and painted the mustache as he passed.
by Dropping Deuces of 262 June 10, 2012
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Paint the street

To shoot someone in cold blood, presumably out of anger.
by bartholomew mexidankus January 07, 2019
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Paint The Gate

To ejaculate outside and across the vagina before actual penetration has occured. Often caused by a partner or situation so arousing that the male cannot control himself.
Watching Heidi kneel and chow down on Shu-Wei made Andy so hot he just Paint The Gate with his juice all over her pussy lips...
by mark6321 July 01, 2010
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Spank Paint

1. (n) Semen
2. (v) to paint someone or something with semen
I got spank paint all over my sheets

I spank painted her face last night
by Rainman 2 July 24, 2012
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Painting and docking

The act of docking whilst smearing shit over each other.
After painting and docking we really needed to shower.
by Woodsy70 November 09, 2011
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