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Putting Your Best Foot Forward

The greatest Manual Elephant Masturbators are the ones who get far enough in their practice to receive this honor. After losing both arms to the elephant assignment, the handler begins using his or her feet in desperate effort to satisfy the elephant's needs. This only results in the ever-predictable honors of the elephant.

See also: Niggeria, Manual Elephant Masturbator, First-Hand Experience, Second-Hand Experience, Putting Your Best Feet Forward, and Giving it Your All.
You should always put your best foot forward.
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to go well out of the way (beyond the call of duty) to make somebody suffer a severe shafting (to be right royally buggered)
Dr Drott bent over backwards to bend us over forwards in that exam
by ThrashTang monkey October 7, 2003
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The forward 600 west 151 south down town cow girl

When the man inserts the penis inside the vagina forwardly but gently and then navigates it way (the penis) to its destination 600 west 151 south down town. The girl must be on top though in order for the penis to arrive to the right area.
Let’s try the forward 600 west 151 south down town cow girl!
by Cockgobbler9000 March 13, 2023
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Heart Forward

I certain type of masterbation when a man buys a animal heart and cuts a hole in it so he may insert his penis. This type of pleasure was invented by the I don't give a f**** in 'Merica.... Now stop making discusting things you nastys!!!
"Heart forward in front of her dude! She will think its sexy"
by Lollybear890 December 3, 2013
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Square Forward

Antonym of 'Circling Back.' Meaning to take confident initiative as a unified team regarding a decision or question without re-visiting the topic with superiors, or doubting you and your colleagues' capabilities.
After minimal direction and a vote of confidence from their supervisor, Jon and his colleagues decided to Square Forward in their project's next steps and ultimate execution.
by JAJSP June 9, 2022
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Forward Philosophy

Forward Philosophy; directional philosophy developed fully acknowledging the possibility of undergoing a philosophic pursuit in an objective state of mind, as well developed as possible in every different aspect containing the sub-disciplines in philosophy. A direction developed with every tool, techne’, and school being eclectically accounted for in their chosen merits.
Used in a sentence; I always tend to use forward philosophy as a direction when writing a new technique in philosophy.
by Kevin P. Olson July 29, 2022
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