Ian's the shit you get on your hands when you wipe your arse'.
Ian's the type of guy to impregnate a fat bitch just to say he did, Ian's the type of retard to pick belly button lint out of his stomach in public.
Ian's the type of guy to fuck up a noose when he attempts killing himself at the age of 29.
Ian's the type of guy to impregnate a fat bitch just to say he did, Ian's the type of retard to pick belly button lint out of his stomach in public.
Ian's the type of guy to fuck up a noose when he attempts killing himself at the age of 29.
by ayyliennn October 30, 2018

The best valorant player of all. He can steal yo girl if he feels like it and EVEN YOUR MOM SHEEEEEEESHH.
by meatbeater6000 April 10, 2022

he’s freakin amazing, like in every way. he’s VERY very loud, kind of obnoxious, but for some reason you end up loving him in the end. ian is the type of person you wanna keep in your life forever, kinda
like your better half. ian speaks his mind whenever he wants and has zero filter, but it suits him, and just makes him 10 times more fun to be around. he is very stubborn and will not let anything go until he gets what he wants. he’s definitely a ladies man, but only has his eye on one girl at a time. he’s lovable, funny, bubbly, and really frickin hard to stay mad at. in conclusion, get yourself an ian, and if you have one, make sure to keep him.
like your better half. ian speaks his mind whenever he wants and has zero filter, but it suits him, and just makes him 10 times more fun to be around. he is very stubborn and will not let anything go until he gets what he wants. he’s definitely a ladies man, but only has his eye on one girl at a time. he’s lovable, funny, bubbly, and really frickin hard to stay mad at. in conclusion, get yourself an ian, and if you have one, make sure to keep him.
by triple.e. May 12, 2019

Ian is amazing, strong, and can be scary at times. He’s a sweetheart if you get to know him though. Very few people have ever got to know him as more than a friend, but I’m sure the ones that did we’re happy. He has electric blue eyes, black, slightly curly hair, and a perfect smile. You always want an Ian. 🤪
Ian your amazing.
by to_cool_for_skool October 18, 2019

a dumb guy who doesn’t know what’s he’s doing half the time. he takes art and tries to draw squidward but draws a dick instead.
by depressedbitch11 November 15, 2019


by TheNameIsIan June 7, 2021
